Funny Philosophy Quotes

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Oh, you retweet your horoscope?

You must be so deep and philosophical.
Oh, you retweet your horoscope?

You must be so deep and philosophical.


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We're all lunatics, but he who is able to analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
We're all lunatics, but he who is able to analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

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I hate all these philosophy jokes

I Kant stand them
I hate all these philosophy jokes

I Kant stand them


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marilyn monroe

not a ing philosopher
marilyn monroe

not a ing philosopher


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In my life, I have prayed but one prayer:  Oh, Lord, make my enemies look ridiculous.  And God granted it. 

- Voltaire
In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: Oh, Lord, make my enemies look ridiculous. And God granted it.

- Voltaire


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If I draw a smiley face on public property 

Am I still defacing it?
If I draw a smiley face on public property

Am I still defacing it?


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I would like to make a pun about philosophy,

But I Kant.
I would like to make a pun about philosophy,

But I Kant.


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I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.

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PHILOSOPHY

If beer and women aren't the answer,

Then you're asking the wrong questions.
PHILOSOPHY

If beer and women aren't the answer,

Then you're asking the wrong questions.


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By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

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