Funny Phrases About Life

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Person: How's life?

Me: I got work, bills, stress, debt, depression, oppression, heartbreak... you name it
Person: How's life?

Me: I got work, bills, stress, debt, depression, oppression, heartbreak... you name it


Memes,  Shirley Caesar Meme,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Emotional Jokes,  Daily Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"Do what you love & money will follow"

Ate pizza, drank wine, took 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog..

Now I wait
"Do what you love & money will follow"

Ate pizza, drank wine, took 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog..

Now I wait


Memes,  Funny Life Sayings,  
    
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stressed? anxious? unhappy?

ask your doctor is alcolism is right for you
stressed? anxious? unhappy?

ask your doctor is alcolism is right for you


Memes,  Funny Alcohol Slogans,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 4 years, come on guys I don't ave 2020 vision.
I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 4 years, come on guys I don't ave 2020 vision.

Memes,  Lame Puns,  
    
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Be a man and always follow your dream!
Be a man and always follow your dream!

Ballerina Jokes,  Jokes About Dreams,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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i just wish everything in life was as easy as me after three drinks
i just wish everything in life was as easy as me after three drinks

Funny Jokes,  Drunk Humor,  Life Humor,  
    
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I'm 100% cool with having like 3 friends because people suck
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Memes,  Funny Quote Jokes,  Short Funny Sayings,  
    
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There are times in life when you should really say the right thing

But the wrong thing is funnier
There are times in life when you should really say the right thing

But the wrong thing is funnier


Memes,  Comedy Quotes,  Funny Comedians Jokes,  
    
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Mondays don't suck

Your life does
Mondays don't suck

Your life does


Memes,  Funny Monday Status,  Funny Monday Morning Quotes,  
    
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Everyone's either getting married or pregnant. I'm just here trying to own several businesses, travel the world & get some abs...
Everyone's either getting married or pregnant. I'm just here trying to own several businesses, travel the world & get some abs...

Funny Ecards,  Clean Jokes For Women,  Funny Travel Quotes,  
    
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Dude, if there is one thing I can't abide it is a lack of discipline
Dude, if there is one thing I can't abide it is a lack of discipline

Memes,  Memes About Life,  
    
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Ball is life
Ball is life

Memes,  Memes About Life,  
    
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If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.

Funny Ecards,  Life Humor,  
    
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live like it is your last day!

but pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.
live like it is your last day!

but pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Inspiring Quotes,  Funny Inspirational Thoughts,  
    
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