Funny Phrases

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Therapist: What's upsetting you?

Wife: He's always using common phrases incorrectly 

Me: Cry me a table, Linda
Therapist: What's upsetting you?

Wife: He's always using common phrases incorrectly

Me: Cry me a table, Linda


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coining the phrase...

"once you go black, you go deaf!"
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coining the phrase...

"once you go black, you go deaf!"


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i like w the term as  is a common unit of measurement.
i like w the term as is a common unit of measurement.


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Eyebrows speak louder than words
Eyebrows speak louder than words

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60 Phrases Only 90s Kids Will Know
If you were a kid lucky enough to be born in the 90s then you were lucky enough to say at least one of these phrases:

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Saying 'never mind' because you don't want to repeat yourself.
Saying 'never mind' because you don't want to repeat yourself.

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I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I live for two reasons: 
1) I was born. 
2) I haven't died yet.
I live for two reasons:
1) I was born.
2) I haven't died yet.


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The smaller the pencil you had

The cooler you were
The smaller the pencil you had

The cooler you were


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"Vegetarian" is just an old indian word meaning

"I don't hunt so good"
"Vegetarian" is just an old indian word meaning

"I don't hunt so good"


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Redneck word of the day: Initiate

Took her to a buffet, she ate a ton, initiate dessert
Redneck word of the day: Initiate

Took her to a buffet, she ate a ton, initiate dessert


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Whether it's Sir Disick, Lord Disick, Count Disick. Becoming Royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserve... Like I don't need to be walking around like some peasant
Whether it's Sir Disick, Lord Disick, Count Disick. Becoming Royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserve... Like I don't need to be walking around like some peasant

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you are an exceptional example of the need for birth control.
you are an exceptional example of the need for birth control.

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don't talk about yourself too much, we'll do enough of that when you leave
don't talk about yourself too much, we'll do enough of that when you leave

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