Funny Pick Up Lines

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"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort...hahaha what's up snowflake my name's Jamal"
"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort...hahaha what's up snowflake my name's Jamal"

Memes,  Funny Song Quotes,  
    
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girl

you look saddam sexy
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you look saddam sexy


Compliment Jokes,  Saddam Hussein Jokes,  
    
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If I could make any compound, I'd make Uranium Iodine

So I could put U and I together
If I could make any compound, I'd make Uranium Iodine

So I could put U and I together


Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Uranium Jokes,  Chemistry Puns,  
    
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i may not be much of a mechanic, but i'd still love to "check your oil".
i may not be much of a mechanic, but i'd still love to "check your oil".

Oil Jokes,  
    
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i wish i was a zinc finger, 

so i could insert my alpha helix into your major grove
i wish i was a zinc finger,

so i could insert my alpha helix into your major grove


Zinc Jokes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Bromine is brown, copper is blue... 

There is no exothermic reaction as hot as you!
Bromine is brown, copper is blue...

There is no exothermic reaction as hot as you!


Bromine Jokes,  Copper Jokes,  
    
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You must be that new compound made from fluorine, iodine, and neon

Because you are FINe
You must be that new compound made from fluorine, iodine, and neon

Because you are FINe


Neon Jokes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Pick Up Line,  
    
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w much does a polar bear weigh? 

enough to break a vow of celibacy
w much does a polar bear weigh?

enough to break a vow of celibacy


Celibacy Jokes,  Polar Bear Joke,  
    
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She asked me to tell her those three words every girl wants to here. So I whispered "Let's go Phillies" in her ear.
She asked me to tell her those three words every girl wants to here. So I whispered "Let's go Phillies" in her ear.

Philadelphia Phillies Jokes,  Funny Baseball Sayings,  
    
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If you like water you already like 72% of me lol
If you like water you already like 72% of me lol

Water Jokes,  Corny Pickup Lines,  
    
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if u have read the harry potter series at least twice i will ride ur  faster than a nimbus 2000
if u have read the harry potter series at least twice i will ride ur faster than a nimbus 2000

Harry Potter Jokes Dirty,  
    
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Date me its for a school project
Date me its for a school project

Dating Jokes,  Corny Pick Up Line,  
    
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hey baby, is your name ladesh?

cos i wanna bangladesh
hey baby, is your name ladesh?

cos i wanna bangladesh


Memes,  Bangladesh Jokes,  Corny Pickup Lines,  
    
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I like every picture you post when are you going to realize it's time for us to settle down
I like every picture you post when are you going to realize it's time for us to settle down

Funny Jokes,  Instagram Funny,  Thirsty Jokes,  
    
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do u smoke pot because  be cute together
do u smoke pot because be cute together

Funny Jokes,  
    
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