Funny Pieces Of Advice

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if you found someone that is everything you ask for, spoils you, is loyal, great sex and wants to spend the rest of their life with you... you need to understand your alarm clock is about to go off cause you're in dreaming
if you found someone that is everything you ask for, spoils you, is loyal, great sex and wants to spend the rest of their life with you... you need to understand your alarm clock is about to go off cause you're in dreaming

Memes,  Funny Dating Advice,  Witty One Liner,  
    
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The way my eyesight is set up don't ever assume I saw you
The way my eyesight is set up don't ever assume I saw you

Memes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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To whoever needed to see this: Throw away your empty liquor bottles, they're not decor
To whoever needed to see this: Throw away your empty liquor bottles, they're not decor

Memes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: These people are so talented, how do they pick a winner?

May 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if Kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be st
My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: These people are so talented, how do they pick a winner?

May 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if Kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be st


Memes,  Cooking Jokes,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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Toy Story taught us that appearances really do trick you
Toy Story taught us that appearances really do trick you

Memes,  Toy Story Jokes,  Life Lesson Jokes,  
    
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When girls say they are "running errands" they're actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes
When girls say they are "running errands" they're actually at TJ Maxx sniffing candles for 45 minutes

Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  Funny True Sayings,  
    
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Never use the bathroom on your break. Do that on company time.
Never use the bathroom on your break. Do that on company time.

Memes,  Funny Bathroom Sayings,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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Did you know that it's actually possible to say "I don't know enough about this to have an opinion"
Did you know that it's actually possible to say "I don't know enough about this to have an opinion"

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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Remember what I told you

Don't even talk to a girl unless
Remember what I told you

Don't even talk to a girl unless


Memes,  Jokes About Women,  
    
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A therapist: expensive

A box of hair dye: $7
A therapist: expensive

A box of hair dye: $7


Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  Hair Color Jokes,  
    
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Wanna feel attacked???? Wear ripped jeans to any family event
Wanna feel attacked???? Wear ripped jeans to any family event

Memes,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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The quickest what to start a fight on Thanksgiving
The quickest what to start a fight on Thanksgiving

Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Photos,  
    
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If you see a swastika, it's real easy to turn it into a Windows logo. Keep the walls free of hate.
If you see a swastika, it's real easy to turn it into a Windows logo. Keep the walls free of hate.

Memes,  Anti Nazi Jokes,  Windows Jokes,  
    
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If he acts like this when you take his phone, he's cheating...
If he acts like this when you take his phone, he's cheating...

Memes,  Smartphone Jokes,  Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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me: hey guys i need your advice

my friends:

just stop ing everything up
me: hey guys i need your advice

my friends:

just stop ing everything up


Memes,  Friends Jokes,  
    
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