Funny Police Quotes

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Obama: "I used to be the presid..."

Officer: "Yeah yeah buddy, I've heard that before. Step out of the car"
Obama: "I used to be the presid..."

Officer: "Yeah yeah buddy, I've heard that before. Step out of the car"


Memes,  President Jokes,  Jokes About Obama,  
    
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Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol
Cop: I'm taking you in son

Guy: For what?!

Cop: Nothing just need a cool story for snap lol


Memes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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woman: please don't ticket me, i'll do anything

cop: anything..?

woman: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn w to ing drive?
woman: please don't ticket me, i'll do anything

cop: anything..?

woman: yes anything

cop: will you..

cop: learn w to ing drive?


Memes,  Funny Cop Sayings,  Funny Driving,  
    
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looks like you've had a bit too much to think!

support your local tught police

don't speak out or question.

closed minds stop tught crimes!
looks like you've had a bit too much to think!

support your local tught police

don't speak out or question.

closed minds stop tught crimes!


1984 Jokes,  Police Meme,  
    
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Still won't talk, huh?

Allright, bub... you leave us no choice.

Get me another diploma, Ed.

Ok Chief.

Richard get the third degree.
Still won't talk, huh?

Allright, bub... you leave us no choice.

Get me another diploma, Ed.

Ok Chief.

Richard get the third degree.


Diploma Jokes,  Funny Police Images,  
    
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look officer, i'm not being a smart. 

all of sayin' is, if you caught me then you were speeding too.
look officer, i'm not being a smart.

all of sayin' is, if you caught me then you were speeding too.


Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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Sorry, sir. This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run ...

Oh, maaaan! There goes my insurance rate!
Sorry, sir. This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run ...

Oh, maaaan! There goes my insurance rate!


Cop Jokes One Liners,  Funny Running Quotes,  
    
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"Policeman at traffic arrest requesting satisfaction survey."
"Policeman at traffic arrest requesting satisfaction survey."

Police Jokes One Liners,  Cop Jokes,  
    
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"Make the ticket out to my wife. It's her car."
"Make the ticket out to my wife. It's her car."

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Where's the fire, pal?
Where's the fire, pal?

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Jokes For Children,  
    
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"Yea, cops are pigs. Deal with it !"
"Yea, cops are pigs. Deal with it !"

Police Puns,  Cop Humor,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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...not even gonna bother!
...not even gonna bother!

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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"You know, if you caught me, that means you were speeding, too!"
"You know, if you caught me, that means you were speeding, too!"

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."
"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Cop Jokes One Liners,  Boat Jokes,  
    
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Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.
Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Silly Life Quotes,  
    
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