Funny Police Sayings

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officer: any drugs or alcol?

me: no

officer: i meant this weekend

me: oh  yeah

officer: (high fives me)
officer: any drugs or alcol?

me: no

officer: i meant this weekend

me: oh yeah

officer: (high fives me)


Memes,  Weekend Jokes,  
    
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"can i get my ball back sir"

"listen kid i'm either soting you or this ball cose wisely"
"can i get my ball back sir"

"listen kid i'm either soting you or this ball cose wisely"


Memes,  Shooting Jokes,  
    
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girl: chris brown pulled a gun on me

police: we beed evidence

girl: i'm white

police: say no more
girl: chris brown pulled a gun on me

police: we beed evidence

girl: i'm white

police: say no more



Memes,  Chris Brown Jokes,  
    
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- cop: good morning sir

- guy: may i see your license and registration, officer: 

- cop: hey, i'm supposed to say that!

- guy i asked first

- cp lmao you slick , ok brb
- cop: good morning sir

- guy: may i see your license and registration, officer:

- cop: hey, i'm supposed to say that!

- guy i asked first

- cp lmao you slick , ok brb


Memes,  Cop Humor,  Funny Caption Pictures,  
    
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'Never, Ever...

...Drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'
'Never, Ever...

...Drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'


Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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i never say " the police" but... there's always exceptions
i never say " the police" but... there's always exceptions

Memes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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Dude hurry

Krispy Kreme has a special
Dude hurry

Krispy Kreme has a special


Memes,  Krispy Kreme Memes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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may the excessive force be with you
may the excessive force be with you

Memes,  Funny Police Images,  
    
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this new ipne update ain't foolin' me

i'm not usin' these z as emojis

with this z lurking

and this coincidently one screen swipe away
this new ipne update ain't foolin' me

i'm not usin' these z as emojis

with this z lurking

and this coincidently one screen swipe away


Funny Quotes,  Iphone Memes,  Emoji Jokes,  
    
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any drugs or alcol?

no thanks, i'm already ing wasted.
any drugs or alcol?

no thanks, i'm already ing wasted.


Memes,  Funny Drug Quotes,  Drug Memes,  
    
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If you see the police

Warn A Brother
If you see the police

Warn A Brother


Memes,  Warning Sign Humor,  
    
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You ever notice a cop will pull u over for a light out

But if ur car is broke down they drive right pass you
You ever notice a cop will pull u over for a light out

But if ur car is broke down they drive right pass you


Memes,  Funny Cops,  Dave Chapelle Jokes,  
    
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All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.

As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.

As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Cracker Jokes,  List Of Corny Jokes,  
    
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I had a great time last night!...At least that's what the police report says
I had a great time last night!...At least that's what the police report says

Funny Quotes,  Best Funny Jokes,  
    
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Women are like the police.  They can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want a confession.
Women are like the police. They can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want a confession.

Funny Ecards,  Jokes Against Women,  Funny Women Facts,  
    
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