Funny Poop Jokes

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Me: y'know when someone else is in the stall next to you and you have a stand off where you both refuse to poop first, I feel like that's what Betty White and the queen are doing but about dying

My dentist: I said stop talking
Me: y'know when someone else is in the stall next to you and you have a stand off where you both refuse to poop first, I feel like that's what Betty White and the queen are doing but about dying

My dentist: I said stop talking


Memes,  Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Betty White Jokes,  
    
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when you're taking a mive  in the handicap stall and you see a wheel chair under the door
when you're taking a mive in the handicap stall and you see a wheel chair under the door

Memes,  Bathroom Memes,  Squidward Meme,  
    
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When you're only 3 blocks away from home but you're starting to lose the battle...
When you're only 3 blocks away from home but you're starting to lose the battle...

Memes,  Daily Life Jokes,  
    
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Boss: Why are you late?

Me:
Boss: Why are you late?

Me:


Memes,  Funny Sign Fails,  
    
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when you tught it was gonna be silent but you accidentally  your pants
when you tught it was gonna be silent but you accidentally your pants

Memes,  Fart Jokes One Liners,  When You Meme,  
    
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I spent some time trying to figure out why I have this man on the toilet on my phone.
I spent some time trying to figure out why I have this man on the toilet on my phone.

Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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that one  where you gotta get  naked and sit there and contemplate life and wonder if this stomach pain even worth it
that one where you gotta get naked and sit there and contemplate life and wonder if this stomach pain even worth it

Memes,  Bathroom Memes,  
    
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Biden: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Obama: What now B...

Biden: Lets leave in all the toilets

Obama:
Biden: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Obama: What now B...

Biden: Lets leave in all the toilets

Obama:


Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  Toilet Humor,  
    
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when you finally take a  you been lding in
when you finally take a you been lding in

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you're squeezing as a hard you can but you're losing the battle.
When you're squeezing as a hard you can but you're losing the battle.

Memes,  Funny Fruit Images,  
    
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nk if you have to

poop
nk if you have to

poop


Honk Jokes,  Funny Images,  
    
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The second-largest lake in Bolivia is called Lake Poopo. It's not a freshwater lake.
The second-largest lake in Bolivia is called Lake Poopo. It's not a freshwater lake.

Bolivia Jokes,  Lake Jokes,  
    
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gah ... hang on another second

this pen is leaking

i pooped my pants.
gah ... hang on another second

this pen is leaking

i pooped my pants.


Pen Puns,  
    
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i am going to  on everything you love

coo
i am going to on everything you love

coo


Pigeon Puns,  Bird Humor,  
    
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When you poop and the water splashes up into your butthole
When you poop and the water splashes up into your butthole

Memes,  Bathroom Humor,  
    
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