Funny Pregnancy Facts

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apparently once you turn 30 the appropriate response to "she's pregnant!" changes

from "oh,. sorry man" to "congratulations!"
apparently once you turn 30 the appropriate response to "she's pregnant!" changes

from "oh,. sorry man" to "congratulations!&q uot;


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egg hunter
the original

egg hunter


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a magical wand

that makes men disappear
a magical wand

that makes men disappear


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instagram pictures

that get you unfollowed
instagram pictures

that get you unfollowed


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everybody pregnant or got kids  a job i'm bout to start selling strollers for the low
everybody pregnant or got kids a job i'm bout to start selling strollers for the low

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when pregnant chics be on the bus asking for seat... well you suld of fxck a  with a car!! now stand up and think of rhe wrong decision u made...

but that's none of my business
when pregnant chics be on the bus asking for seat... well you suld of fxck a with a car!! now stand up and think of rhe wrong decision u made...

but that's none of my business


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if i was '16 and pregnant', i would get my  kicked, not a tv sw.
if i was '16 and pregnant', i would get my kicked, not a tv sw.

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She pregnant but don't have the kids she got

2 much tea, let me sip dis wine
She pregnant but don't have the kids she got

2 much tea, let me sip dis wine


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i was worried at first, but then he explained...

you can't get pregnant on april fool's day!
i was worried at first, but then he explained...

you can't get pregnant on april fool's day!


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Scary sentences: 
1) I'm pregnant. 
2) Based on a true story. 
3) Unable to connect to the internet.
Scary sentences:
1) I'm pregnant.
2) Based on a true story.
3) Unable to connect to the internet.


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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mom, she gave birth to a legend. High five mom.
Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mom, she gave birth to a legend. High five mom.

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does it hurt? can i get you a  or something?

why no one uses mid husbands...
does it hurt? can i get you a or something?

why no one uses mid husbands...


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18 years of child support
18 years of child support

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i didn't want to take birth control because i didn't want to gain weight
i didn't want to take birth control because i didn't want to gain weight

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