Funny Pregnancy Quotes

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no, i am not pregnant. but thank you for pointing out just w fat i actually am
no, i am not pregnant. but thank you for pointing out just w fat i actually am

Good Fat People Jokes,  Mean Fat Jokes,  
    
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Current Jokes 2016,  Mean Girl Jokes,  
    
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chicks be pregnant longer than they've known the  they're pregnant by
chicks be pregnant longer than they've known the they're pregnant by

Jokes About Chicks,  Pregnancy Humor,  
    
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aunt "why you always moody?"

me " why you always pregnant with no man?"

#christmasclapback
aunt "why you always moody?"

me " why you always pregnant with no man?"

#christmasclapback


Stupid Christmas Jokes,  Christmas Clap Back,  Mean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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guess w's having a ing baby

not me  you better get the  outta here
guess w's having a ing baby

not me you better get the outta here


Funny Jokes,  Baby Jokes,  
    
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Oh my gosh! I'm pregnant!  What'll I tell Joseph? 

I know! I'll tell him god did it. He believes all that stuff.
Oh my gosh! I'm pregnant! What'll I tell Joseph?

I know! I'll tell him god did it. He believes all that stuff.


Virgin Mary Jokes,  Joseph Jokes,  
    
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my mom made my sister take a pregnancy test, and it turns out she's having 100 babies.. what a e
my mom made my sister take a pregnancy test, and it turns out she's having 100 babies.. what a e

Memes,  Pregnancy Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Mom my gf is pregnant

Really?!?!  How could it be?!

It just happened

Do you know who the father is?

-_-
Mom my gf is pregnant

Really?!?! How could it be?!

It just happened

Do you know who the father is?

-_-


Funny Text Messages Fails,  Jokes For Text Messages,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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when you only stay with her cause she pregnant but she has a misarriage
when you only stay with her cause she pregnant but she has a misarriage

Memes,  Pregnancy Jokes One Liners,  Funny Pregnancy Images,  
    
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 was so good....

had me wishing i was pregnant just so she can stay wit my
was so good....

had me wishing i was pregnant just so she can stay wit my


Memes,  Lmfao,  
    
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when he ask why won't have his baby and you have to explain to him its because his other kids are ugly
when he ask why won't have his baby and you have to explain to him its because his other kids are ugly

Funny Jokes,  Ugly Baby Jokes,  
    
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told my boyfriend i'm pregnant

says "yes, yes, let the seed grow"
told my boyfriend i'm pregnant

says "yes, yes, let the seed grow"


Memes,  Evil Plotting Raccoon (theme),  
    
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pregnant girls be single like "i'm a give my baby the world" i be like  you couldn't even give the baby a daddy but ok
pregnant girls be single like "i'm a give my baby the world" i be like you couldn't even give the baby a daddy but ok

Funny Quotes,  Pregnancy Humor,  Funny Pregnancy Sayings,  
    
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I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.

Funny Jokes,  Twitter Fail,  Stupid People Quotes,  
    
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How does a woman carry a child in her stomach for 9 months, go through all the pain, hold it in her arms, and end up calling it Laquisha
How does a woman carry a child in her stomach for 9 months, go through all the pain, hold it in her arms, and end up calling it Laquisha

Funny Quotes,  Funny Name Jokes,  Funny Ghetto Names,  
    
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