Funny Pregnancy Sayings

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Start your day off with something positive
Start your day off with something positive

Memes,  Funny Positive Thoughts,  Funny Life Jokes,  
    
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Doctor: Oh my God!

Her: What's wrong?

Doctor: Ok don't panic but it looks like you swallowed a baby
Doctor: Oh my God!

Her: What's wrong?

Doctor: Ok don't panic but it looks like you swallowed a baby


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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Doctor: It looks like you're pregnant 

Woman I'm pregnant?

Doctor: No it just looks lie you are
Doctor: It looks like you're pregnant

Woman I'm pregnant?

Doctor: No it just looks lie you are


Memes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  
    
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"Is it a boy or girl?"

"It's a Honda Civic"
"Is it a boy or girl?"

"It's a Honda Civic"


Memes,  Honda Jokes,  
    
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Abstinence for some

Out of wedlock babies for others!
Abstinence for some

Out of wedlock babies for others!


Funny Abstinence Slogans,  Sarah Palin Memes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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congrats on your engagement! now you don't have to "randomly" get pregnant.
congrats on your engagement! now you don't have to "randomly" get pregnant.

Funny Engagement Quotes,  Funny Engagement Sayings,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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if you're going to the dollar store for one of these

we both know you can't afford for it to be positive
if you're going to the dollar store for one of these

we both know you can't afford for it to be positive


Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Images,  
    
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the condom doesn't break on someone's head but you all pregnant because the condom 'broke'?
the condom doesn't break on someone's head but you all pregnant because the condom 'broke'?

Memes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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when you see a really ugly  with 5 kids

and wonder.. w keeps ing her?!?
when you see a really ugly with 5 kids

and wonder.. w keeps ing her?!?


Memes,  Ghetto Quotes,  Funny Ghetto Quotes,  
    
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pregnant girls be single like "i'm a give my baby the world" i be like  you couldn't even give the baby a daddy but ok
pregnant girls be single like "i'm a give my baby the world" i be like you couldn't even give the baby a daddy but ok

Funny Quotes,  Pregnancy Humor,  
    
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"i was told to make a fb pregnancy pic. wife was not amused."

"there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents"
"i was told to make a fb pregnancy pic. wife was not amused."

"there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents"


Memes,  Bob Ross Meme,  
    
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Woo hoo it's the weekend!! Ohh wait I'm pregnant.
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Woo hoo it's the weekend!! Ohh wait I'm pregnant.

Funny Ecards,  Pregnant Woman Jokes,  
    
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teenage pregnancy

looks like you just weren't fast enough to pull out...
teenage pregnancy

looks like you just weren't fast enough to pull out...


Funny Demotivational Posters,  Funny Sonic Comics,  Teenage Pregnancy Jokes,  
    
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the condom was right there bruh
the condom was right there bruh

Memes,  Funny Pregnancy Images,  
    
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Oh my god, Steve Martin

You can't just call women's wombs "hots
Oh my god, Steve Martin

You can't just call women's wombs "hots


Memes,  Steve Meme,  Women Jokes Funny,  
    
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