Funny Procrastination Quotes

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Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents

Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic
Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents

Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic


Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  Christmas Eve Meme,  
    
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Me: "You need to start all that procrastinated homework today"

Inner me: "Bih we on break"
Me: "You need to start all that procrastinated homework today"

Inner me: "Bih we on break"


Memes,  Winter Break Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'
responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'

Memes,  Funny Life Sayings,  Obama Meme,  
    
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me: alright no more slacking off, staring tomorrow i'm gonna be productive and get  done.

me:
me: alright no more slacking off, staring tomorrow i'm gonna be productive and get done.

me:


Memes,  Lazy Meme,  
    
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Gonna get right to work

After I check out these spring break bikini pics from three years ago of an okay looking girl I kind of know
Gonna get right to work

After I check out these spring break bikini pics from three years ago of an okay looking girl I kind of know


Pelican Jokes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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I procrastinate scheduling adhd therapy that helps me with my procrastination.
I procrastinate scheduling adhd therapy that helps me with my procrastination.

Jokes About Adhd,  Mental Health Jokes,  Mental Jokes,  
    
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I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

(I'll do that tomorrow)
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

(I'll do that tomorrow)


Procrastination Jokes,  French Bulldog Jokes,  
    
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i don't always know when my kids' projects are due

but when ai do, you can bet your  it's tomorrow
i don't always know when my kids' projects are due

but when ai do, you can bet your it's tomorrow


Memes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  Homework Jokes,  
    
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Homework?

Or watching Grey's Anatomy?
Homework?

Or watching Grey's Anatomy?


Greys Anatomy Memes,  Homework Jokes,  Fry From Futurama Meme (theme),  
    
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my "i'll do it tomorrow" game is strong af!

i was gonna post this 3 days ago.
my "i'll do it tomorrow" game is strong af!

i was gonna post this 3 days ago.


Procrastination Jokes,  Lazy People Quotes,  
    
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My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015 which I should have done in 2014 because I made a promise in 2013 and planned in 2012
My goal for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015 which I should have done in 2014 because I made a promise in 2013 and planned in 2012

Funny Quotes,  New Year Sms Jokes,  New Years Resolution Jokes,  
    
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Me *Has lots of work to do*

Me: *Takes Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of pizza I am.*
Me *Has lots of work to do*

Me: *Takes Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of pizza I am.*


Funny Quotes,  Latest Funny Jokes Sms,  
    
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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing
A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing

Funny Jokes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
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When you have tons of work to do but still get wasted on Sunday accepting your impending doom
When you have tons of work to do but still get wasted on Sunday accepting your impending doom

Memes,  Funny Homework Jokes,  
    
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When you have so much to do that you just decide to lay on the floor for a long time and call it meditation
When you have so much to do that you just decide to lay on the floor for a long time and call it meditation

Funny Jokes,  Prayer Jokes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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