Funny Procrastination Quotes

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How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills
How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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The face that I procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason I still procrastinate
The face that I procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason I still procrastinate

Memes,  Logical Jokes,  
    
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I'm not a licensed interior designer but I just figured out you can make a room took 30% bigger if you put away the 14 loads of laundry on the floor wow
I'm not a licensed interior designer but I just figured out you can make a room took 30% bigger if you put away the 14 loads of laundry on the floor wow

Memes,  Laundry Jokes,  Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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Sorry I'm late I saw on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes starting at the wall
Sorry I'm late I saw on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes starting at the wall

Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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Me: Hey can I do something to help my grade?

Teacher: Um... it's May

Me: Sorry, MAY I do something to help my grade
Me: Hey can I do something to help my grade?

Teacher: Um... it's May

Me: Sorry, MAY I do something to help my grade


Memes,  Funny College Sayings,  Teacher And Student Jokes,  
    
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I don't procrastinate. I wait until the last minute to do things because I will be older and therefore wiser
KAPPITS (2)
Predestination: Lol
Predestination: When you find out youre not predestined
I don't procrastinate. I wait until the last minute to do things because I will be older and therefore wiser

Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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"I'm going to study at 5."
"I'm going to study at 6."
"I'm going to study at 7."
"I'm going to study at 8."
"I'm going to study at 9."

Why are you like this
"I'm going to study at 5."
"I'm going to study at 6."
"I'm going to study at 7."
"I'm going to study at 8."
"I'm going to study at 9."

Why are you like this


Memes,  Funny Study Quotes,  
    
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Professor: I gave u 4 days to finish this essay, there's no excuse

Also professor: Here's a quiz u took 2 years ago. I finally graded them
Professor: I gave u 4 days to finish this essay, there's no excuse

Also professor: Here's a quiz u took 2 years ago. I finally graded them


Memes,  Professor Meme,  
    
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"Ugh I have to finish the essay" *me whispering to myself while I do everything but the essay*
"Ugh I have to finish the essay" *me whispering to myself while I do everything but the essay*

Memes,  Homework Jokes,  
    
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Truth

Assignment deadlines are closer than they appear
KAPPITS (1)
Truth: Assessment Task Due dates are closer than they appear
Truth

Assignment deadlines are closer than they appear


Memes,  End Of School Year Jokes,  Homework Jokes,  
    
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Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents

Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic
Me: It's exactly one month until Christmas I'm gonna start buying presents

Other me: Don't buy any until Christmas Eve then panic


Memes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  Christmas Eve Meme,  
    
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Me: "You need to start all that procrastinated homework today"

Inner me: "Bih we on break"
Me: "You need to start all that procrastinated homework today"

Inner me: "Bih we on break"


Memes,  Winter Break Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'
responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'

Memes,  Funny Life Sayings,  Obama Meme,  
    
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me: alright no more slacking off, staring tomorrow i'm gonna be productive and get  done.

me:
me: alright no more slacking off, staring tomorrow i'm gonna be productive and get done.

me:


Memes,  Lazy Meme,  
    
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Gonna get right to work

After I check out these spring break bikini pics from three years ago of an okay looking girl I kind of know
Gonna get right to work

After I check out these spring break bikini pics from three years ago of an okay looking girl I kind of know


Pelican Jokes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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