Funny Proverbs

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Proverbs are well known and heavily rotated sayings or quotes based on common sense or basic human interactions. As with anything in life there is humor in these statements and on this page you will find some very funny proverbs.

Here you will find proverbs like, ‘don’t worry so much no matter what happens you still die at the end’, ‘man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs’ and that’s only an example of the types of humor you will find here.

While you are here, please take the time to enjoy our full collection of quotes, puns, jokes and memes. You can rate all of your favorite ones and share with all of your friends. We are constantly updating the content throughout the site so be sure to stop back here often.
ancient chinese proverb

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ancient chinese proverb

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Chinese Racist Jokes,  Racist Meme,  
    
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Klingon Proverb

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, prepare to die.
Klingon Proverb

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, prepare to die.


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old chinese saying

man w fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
old chinese saying

man w fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


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Never forget where you came from.
Never forget where you came from.

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Better to struggle with a sick jackass than carry the wood by yourself.
Better to struggle with a sick jackass than carry the wood by yourself.

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"Do not judge other people...unless they're particularly stupid."
"Do not judge other people...unless they're particularly stupid."

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You can lead a human to knowledge but you can't make him think.
You can lead a human to knowledge but you can't make him think.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Horse Sayings,  Best Insult Jokes,  
    
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'if you can't beat them,

arrange to have them beaten.'

- george carlin
'if you can't beat them,

arrange to have them beaten.'

- george carlin


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Only dead fish go with the flow.
Only dead fish go with the flow.

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kindness. it doesn't cost a  thing. sprinkle that  everywhere.
kindness. it doesn't cost a thing. sprinkle that everywhere.

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When life gives you a dilemma make dilemma-nade
When life gives you a dilemma make dilemma-nade

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Don't worry so much.

No matter what happens you just die at the end.
Don't worry so much.

No matter what happens you just die at the end.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  Funny Life Advice,  Funny Jokes On Life,  
    
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old chinese proverb

don't be a
old chinese proverb

don't be a


Wise Confucius,  Funny Chinese Sayings,  
    
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Dont get pissy with the new king! 1 Kings 16:11.

And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends. -1 Kings 16:11 KJV


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Have a drink, youre just going to die anyway. Proverbs 31:6

Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish. Proverbs 31:6 NIV


Drinking Jokes One Liners,  Best Drinking Jokes  
    
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