Funny Punchlines

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Yeah, I’ll be the first to admit it. Some of these punch lines are madd corny. But the big pick me up is some of the really, really knee slapping punch lines that you’ll rush to the water cooler to laugh about.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best viral funny punch lines & jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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i told a joke about chlorine and methane

but everyone fainted
i told a joke about chlorine and methane

but everyone fainted


Memes,  Chloroform Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  
    
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After wins, naps

I take that
After wins, naps

I take that


Memes,  Nap Jokes,  Supa Hot Fire Meme,  
    
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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. When she said she wanted a divorce, I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much money.
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. When she said she wanted a divorce, I told her I wasn't planning on spending that much money.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Wife Jokes,  Wife Humor,  
    
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Comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon
Comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon

Funny Pictures,  Music Puns,  Funny Songs Lyrics,  
    
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One of the hottest new apps among teenagers is Snapchat,

Which allows users to send a picture from their mobile device, however the image will erase itself after 10 seconds.

Which, if you're a teenage boy is more than enough time.
One of the hottest new apps among teenagers is Snapchat,

Which allows users to send a picture from their mobile device, however the image will erase itself after 10 seconds.

Which, if you're a teenage boy is more than enough time.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Snapchat Jokes,  Seth Meyers Jokes,  
    
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Reality TV star Mama June, who is the mother of Honey Boo Boo, revealed that she has lost more than 100 pounds in the past year without surgery, dieting or going to the gym.

I have to admit, I thought the only way she'd ever lose 100 pounds is in a custody battle.
Reality TV star Mama June, who is the mother of Honey Boo Boo, revealed that she has lost more than 100 pounds in the past year without surgery, dieting or going to the gym.

I have to admit, I thought the only way she'd ever lose 100 pounds is in a custody battle.


Funny Jokes,  Seth Meyers Jokes,  Reality Tv Jokes,  
    
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Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Do not Enter
Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Do not Enter


Funny Quotes,  Anti Pick Up Lines,  Zodiac Jokes,  
    
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that's a  of an act what do you call it? 

the aristocrats!
that's a of an act what do you call it?

the aristocrats!


Funny Jokes,  The Aristocrats Joke,  
    
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Bicycle cannot stand on its own

It is two tired
Bicycle cannot stand on its own

It is two tired


Funny Jokes,  Bike Puns,  Bicycle Puns,  
    
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You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

Funny Ecards,  Witty Insults,  Disses And Comebacks,  
    
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Thing I hate most about you:

1) You
Thing I hate most about you:

1) You


Funny Ecards,  Witty Put Downs,  
    
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I believe in sharing the road with other drivers.  They can have the part behind me.
I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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My laundry needs to be on birth control

It keeps multiplying
My laundry needs to be on birth control

It keeps multiplying


Funny Jokes,  Laundry Jokes,  Birth Control Jokes,  
    
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You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

Funny Quotes,  10 Best Chat Up Lines,  Corny Pick Up Line,  
    
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Don't be silly, of course I'll never leave you... hey, is that Megan Fox?
Don't be silly, of course I'll never leave you... hey, is that Megan Fox?

Funny Ecards,  Megan Fox Jokes,  Jokes Humor,  
    
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