Funny Question And Answer Jokes

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Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?

Santa Jaws
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?

Santa Jaws


Jaws Jokes,  Funny Christmas Jokes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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q: two ecuadorean fans jump off a cliff. which one hits the ground first? 

a: w gives a f**k!
q: two ecuadorean fans jump off a cliff. which one hits the ground first?

a: w gives a f**k!


Ecuador Jokes,  Mean Insults,  Sports Jokes One Liners,  
    
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w many amish does it take to change a light bulb?

what the 's a lightbulb?
w many amish does it take to change a light bulb?

what the 's a lightbulb?


Light Bulbs Jokes,  
    
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Why were shorts invented? 

So tall people wouldnt look like theyre always wearing capris.
Why were shorts invented?

So tall people wouldnt look like theyre always wearing capris.


Clothing Jokes,  Tall People Insults,  Fashion Jokes,  
    
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Why did the baboon fail English?

He had a little ape-titude.
Why did the baboon fail English?

He had a little ape-titude.


School Jokes,  Baboon Jokes,  Short Funny Animal Jokes,  
    
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What do you get when you breed Christopher Reeve and a groundhog? 

Six more weeks of bad acting
What do you get when you breed Christopher Reeve and a groundhog?

Six more weeks of bad acting


Actor Jokes,  Christopher Reeve Jokes,  Groundhog Day Jokes,  
    
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Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?

She was trying to make apple juice.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?

She was trying to make apple juice.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Ipad Jokes,  
    
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what do blondes and dog  have in common?

the older they get, the easier it is to pick them up.
what do blondes and dog have in common?

the older they get, the easier it is to pick them up.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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Q: How can you tell if someone in Wyoming is married? 

A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: How can you tell if someone in Wyoming is married?

A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.


Wyoming State Jokes,  Jokes About Marriage,  Funny Gross Facts,  
    
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Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in Wyoming? 

A: Nice tooth!
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in Wyoming?

A: Nice tooth!


Teeth Insults,  Wyoming State Jokes,  Short Question Jokes,  
    
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Q:

Why was the broom late?

A:

It over-swept!
Q:

Why was the broom late?

A:

It over-swept!


Broom Jokes,  Little Kids Jokes And Riddles,  House Cleaning Puns,  
    
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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? 

A: A needle.
Q: What has one eye but cannot see?

A: A needle.


Eye Jokes,  Sewing Puns,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a pig thief?

Ham Puns,  Pig Jokes,  
    
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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Cake Jokes,  Birthday Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel

Because  he was afraid of Hyatts!
Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel

Because he was afraid of Hyatts!


Hotel Jokes,  Architecture Puns,  
    
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