Funny Quotes About Food

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Everyone loves food, so Funny Quotes About Food are not very hard to come by. It doesn't matter where you are, at work, school, perhaps even at church, when the pains of hunger strike, or maybe in the middle of a brief daydream, many take to their respective social media accounts to share Funny Quotes About Food with the world. Kappit is chock full of silly pictures, memes and jokes featuring Funny Quotes about Food that will either make you laugh or possibly make your mouth water.

Got a craving? Make some Kappits of your own about it, as long as you remember to rate, discuss, and share some of our Funny Quotes About Food with your friends and family! We can not promise to fill your belly, but we can fill your life with lots of laughter!
God I love pasta.Stressed out? Pasta. Sad? Oasta. Tired? Pasta. There is nothing that cannot be solved by silky creamy, cheesy pasta, I swear it
God I love pasta.Stressed out? Pasta. Sad? Oasta. Tired? Pasta. There is nothing that cannot be solved by silky creamy, cheesy pasta, I swear it

Memes,  Pastor Jokes,  
    
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some of u still don't eat the crust on ur pizza like absolute ing cowards. it's just bread. are u a toddler? does ur mommy tuck you in? eat the crust stupid baby
some of u still don't eat the crust on ur pizza like absolute ing cowards. it's just bread. are u a toddler? does ur mommy tuck you in? eat the crust stupid baby

Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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Chicken strips? You mean a ranch shovel?
Chicken strips? You mean a ranch shovel?

Memes,  Food One Liners,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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Mashed potato szn us upon us, get your shovels ready we goin in
Mashed potato szn us upon us, get your shovels ready we goin in

Memes,  Potato Jokes,  Funny Thanksgiving Thoughts,  
    
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Name a toxic trait you have.

My tastebuds become boujee when there's money in my account
Name a toxic trait you have.

My tastebuds become boujee when there's money in my account


Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  Money Jokes,  
    
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Pancake mix its too thick. Adds water.

Pancake mix its too runny. Add mix.

Pancake mix its too thick. Adds water.

Feeds family 120 pancakes.
Pancake mix its too thick. Adds water.

Pancake mix its too runny. Add mix.

Pancake mix its too thick. Adds water.

Feeds family 120 pancakes.


Memes,  Pancake Jokes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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If I offer you food please decline
If I offer you food please decline

Memes,  Food One Liners,  
    
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Pretty rude how chips & salsa aren't healthy but ok
Pretty rude how chips & salsa aren't healthy but ok

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Alexa take the chicken out the freezer!
Alexa take the chicken out the freezer!

Memes,  Chicken Humor,  Technology Jokes,  
    
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rsvp'd to a wedding and said i'm bringing a date. joke is on them, i'm coming alone...but guess w's getting two plates of food? this
rsvp'd to a wedding and said i'm bringing a date. joke is on them, i'm coming alone...but guess w's getting two plates of food? this

Memes,  Clever Funny Quotes,  Wedding One Liners,  
    
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Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive, and if it's not ripe then you're left with this 10 pound ball that tastes like a weirdly textured cucumber
Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive, and if it's not ripe then you're left with this 10 pound ball that tastes like a weirdly textured cucumber

Memes,  Watermelon Jokes,  Jokes About Fruit,  
    
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It's 2018 queso should be free at Mexican restaurants
It's 2018 queso should be free at Mexican restaurants

Memes,  2018 Meme,  
    
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When you look in the fridge and all the leftovers are gone

Where are they?!?!
When you look in the fridge and all the leftovers are gone

Where are they?!?!


Memes,  Fridge Memes,  
    
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If a tortilla can rise up, so can you
If a tortilla can rise up, so can you

Memes,  Funny Motivational Thoughts,  
    
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Boy: Why is the food cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it
Boy: Why is the food cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it


Memes,  Mother Insults,  
    
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