Funny Quotes And Jokes

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Employer: Can u stop quoting Journey during our interview 

Me: Ok

Employer: So tell me a little about yourself

Me: I'm just a small town girl-

Employer: Get out
Employer: Can u stop quoting Journey during our interview

Me: Ok

Employer: So tell me a little about yourself

Me: I'm just a small town girl-

Employer: Get out


Memes,  Interview Jokes,  Funny Song Quotes,  
    
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Whenever I hear someone say, "Now I know"

I automatically have to say "And knowing is half the battle"

(Even if it's a stranger)
Whenever I hear someone say, "Now I know"

I automatically have to say "And knowing is half the battle"

(Even if it's a stranger)


Memes,  Funny Cartoon Quotes,  Funny Sayings And Jokes,  
    
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Ever feel like whatever TV show you're binging at the moment becomes your baseline for reality?
Ever feel like whatever TV show you're binging at the moment becomes your baseline for reality?

Funny Quotes,  Television Jokes,  Reality Jokes,  
    
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Yes, your opinion matters.

But not to me.
Yes, your opinion matters.

But not to me.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Disses,  Mean Humor,  
    
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 this is such a good song let me play it 86 times an ur until i hate it
this is such a good song let me play it 86 times an ur until i hate it

Relatable Posts,  Funny Music Quotes,  Music Humor,  
    
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unless you're pinocchio and i'm sitting on your face, don't lie to me...
unless you're pinocchio and i'm sitting on your face, don't lie to me...

Pinocchio Jokes,  
    
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Ur allowed 5 emotional minutes in the day then u gotta be a gangsta
Ur allowed 5 emotional minutes in the day then u gotta be a gangsta

Funny Jokes,  Funny Gangster Sayings,  Gangsta Jokes,  
    
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Some people get picked on because they're too good looking.

I know that.
Some people get picked on because they're too good looking.

I know that.


Ellen Jokes,  Funny Jokes Humor,  
    
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Still using pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust
Still using pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust

Funny Jokes,  Trust Jokes,  
    
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I got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
I got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

Funny Jokes,  Lazy People Quotes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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Anything is an Edible Arrangement if you are hungry enough
Anything is an Edible Arrangement if you are hungry enough

Funny Jokes,  Hungry Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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When life gives you lemons, ask for something higher in protein.
When life gives you lemons, ask for something higher in protein.

Funny Jokes,  Lemon Jokes,  Protein Jokes,  
    
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i accidentally ed up my life....w do i start a new account?
i accidentally ed up my life....w do i start a new account?

Funny Jokes,  Life Jokes,  Funny Life Quotes,  
    
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Funny Jokes,  Mental Health Jokes,  
    
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I want to stare at myself while you talk. Let's facetime.
I want to stare at myself while you talk. Let's facetime.

Funny Quotes,  Free Online Jokes,  Facetime Jokes,  
    
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