Funny Quotes And Sayings

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Hey I'm going to tell does anyone need anything
Hey I'm going to tell does anyone need anything

Memes,  Hell Jokes,  Shopping Jokes,  
    
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People who unpack their suitcase the day they return from a trip are serial killers.
People who unpack their suitcase the day they return from a trip are serial killers.

Memes,  Travel Jokes,  Vacation Jokes,  
    
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Wow my mom is so blessed to have a child as funny as me
Wow my mom is so blessed to have a child as funny as me

Memes,  Jokes For Teenagers,  Funny Stuff To Say,  
    
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I wanna know what sick freak come up w the idea of making us have to pay for each half of a bikini
I wanna know what sick freak come up w the idea of making us have to pay for each half of a bikini

Memes,  Bikini Jokes,  
    
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when a white person says "i  you not", they tellin the truth
when a white person says "i you not", they tellin the truth

Memes,  White People Jokes Funny,  Funny Stereotypes,  
    
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"Can I get $20 on pump uhhhhh..."
"Can I get $20 on pump uhhhhh..."

Memes,  Gas Station Meme,  
    
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when someone starts arguing with you about something you're a ing expert on

why don't you take a seat?
when someone starts arguing with you about something you're a ing expert on

why don't you take a seat?


Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  
    
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I play with scissors for the shear fun of it.
I play with scissors for the shear fun of it.

Sewing Puns,  Best Short Joke,  
    
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Hipsters is what happens when you tell every child theyre special
Hipsters is what happens when you tell every child theyre special

Funny Quotes,  Hipster Jokes,  Best Hipster Jokes,  
    
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it ain't trickin' if you got it.

-a trick
it ain't trickin' if you got it.

-a trick


Funny Quotes,  Funny Ghetto Sayings,  Ghetto Sayings,  
    
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At least my room is a bigger mess than me
At least my room is a bigger mess than me

Funny Life Quotes,  Life Humor,  Funny Life Jokes,  
    
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i consider my day successful if no one gets shanked.
i consider my day successful if no one gets shanked.

Funny Jokes,  Very Funny Sayings,  
    
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Can I try a 30 day free trial of being famous
Can I try a 30 day free trial of being famous

Funny Jokes,  Funny One Liners On Life,  Funny Short Jokes,  
    
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Saying 'let me speak to your manager' is just the adult version of 'I'm telling on you'
Saying 'let me speak to your manager' is just the adult version of 'I'm telling on you'

Funny Jokes,  Adult Jokes,  Snitch Jokes,  
    
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I'm not anti-social

I'm anti-idiot
I'm not anti-social

I'm anti-idiot


Memes,  Idiot Jokes,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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