Funny Quotes For Men

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mastubation keeps you from ing the wrong person.
mastubation keeps you from ing the wrong person.

Funny Jokes,  Masturbation Jokes,  
    
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old chinese saying

man w fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.
old chinese saying

man w fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.


Chinese Jokes One Liners,  Funny Chinese Jokes,  Funny Chinese Sayings,  
    
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when  be like u got a friend for me?  i barely got enough friends for myself w ima have one for u
when be like u got a friend for me? i barely got enough friends for myself w ima have one for u

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nudes are flowers for men
nudes are flowers for men

Funny Jokes,  Love Advice For Girls,  
    
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when she play hard to get but than u finally smash and play hard to keep
when she play hard to get but than u finally smash and play hard to keep

Funny Jokes,  Booty Call Jokes,  Dirty Guy Jokes,  
    
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sometimes you just gotta push yo  outta bed in the middle of the night so she knows to never sleep on a real 

-ike turner
sometimes you just gotta push yo outta bed in the middle of the night so she knows to never sleep on a real

-ike turner


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When your woman comes in the room holdin' your phone
When your woman comes in the room holdin' your phone

Memes,  Funny Couples Jokes,  Funny Couple Quotes,  
    
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my heart belongs to 1 person!!

but i got  for all of y'all
my heart belongs to 1 person!!

but i got for all of y'all


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wake her up in the morning with the tongue, put her to sleep at night with the
wake her up in the morning with the tongue, put her to sleep at night with the

Funny Quotes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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i realized as a young  stopping the microwave at "00:01" prepared me for pulling out
i realized as a young stopping the microwave at "00:01" prepared me for pulling out

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no chick in her panties on any social network has the right to call any man thirsty!!!
no chick in her panties on any social network has the right to call any man thirsty!!!

Funny Quotes,  Thirsty Jokes,  Social Network Jokes,  
    
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Females are simple bro. With them, yes means yes, & no means yes, & no means no, & no means maybe, but maybe means yes, & maybe means no.
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Females are simple bro. With them, yes means yes, & no means yes, & no means no, & no means maybe, but maybe means yes, & maybe means no.

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Females,  Females Be Like,  
    
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es swear i don't care about them but my room wasn't this clean until i knew you were coming over
es swear i don't care about them but my room wasn't this clean until i knew you were coming over

Funny Quotes,  Room Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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if you don't like them thick, you don't got enough
if you don't like them thick, you don't got enough

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i'm about to go ham

me

and

masturbate
i'm about to go ham

me

and

masturbate


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