Funny Quotes For Women

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my ties cute til i take this bra off & these mfs drop like a album
my ties cute til i take this bra off & these mfs drop like a album

Memes,  Bra Jokes,  
    
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Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby!

Body: Yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month.

Uterus: ...

Body: Please dont...

Uterus: You do this all the time these false alarms. Im done. I cant take this anymore. *Rips down wall paper*

-The menstrual cycle
Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby!

Body: Yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month.

Uterus: ...

Body: Please dont...

Uterus: You do this all the time these false alarms. Im done. I cant take this anymore. *Rips down wall paper*

-The menstrual cycle


Memes,  Women Period Jokes,  Menstrual Cycle Jokes,  
    
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Just spent $8 on ice cream wasn't very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn't very good so I'm used to waste
Just spent $8 on ice cream wasn't very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn't very good so I'm used to waste

Memes,  Ice Cream Jokes,  Funny Thoughts On Love,  
    
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I suck at being a girl...my nails ain't done, my hair always a mess, y outfits include xl T-shirts and shorts, and I can't makeup
I suck at being a girl...my nails ain't done, my hair always a mess, y outfits include xl T-shirts and shorts, and I can't makeup

Memes,  Best Jokes For Girls,  Funny Relatable Quotes,  
    
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I hate glasses, I hate contacts, I hate being a blind bitch
I hate glasses, I hate contacts, I hate being a blind bitch

Memes,  Blind Jokes,  
    
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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself
Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself

Memes,  Best Jokes For Girls,  Jokes About Men,  
    
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Imma start telling dudes I have 4 kids so they'll leave me alone
Imma start telling dudes I have 4 kids so they'll leave me alone

Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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@ wever has my voodoo doll: take some of the stuffing out a  is trying to lose weight lmao
@ wever has my voodoo doll: take some of the stuffing out a is trying to lose weight lmao

Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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Sneezing on your period and giving birth to a jelly fish.
Sneezing on your period and giving birth to a jelly fish.

Memes,  Period Jokes,  Sneezing Jokes,  
    
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w needs a boyfriend friend when your bank account goes down on you every day
w needs a boyfriend friend when your bank account goes down on you every day

Memes,  Funny Single Quotes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  
    
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I want a sugar daddy but I'm not prepared to give him any sugar
I want a sugar daddy but I'm not prepared to give him any sugar

Memes,  Sugar Daddy Jokes,  Gold Digger Meme,  
    
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my wedding vows.

you ain't married to no average , boy.
my wedding vows.

you ain't married to no average , boy.


Memes,  Funny Wedding Quotes,  Lemonade Meme,  
    
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"what's your sexual fantasy?"

me: he dies during sex and leaves me 150 million dollars
"what's your sexual fantasy?"

me: he dies during sex and leaves me 150 million dollars


Memes,  
    
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My life isn't perfect but my tan is
My life isn't perfect but my tan is

Funny Tanning Slogans,  Funny One Liners On Life,  Clean One Liners,  
    
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sometimes i look at my boyfriend and think,

", he's one lucky man!"
sometimes i look at my boyfriend and think,

", he's one lucky man!"


Cute Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend,  Funny Relationship Ecards,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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