Funny Quotes On Marriage

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Everyone's getting engaged

Or married and I'm like, bruh!!
Everyone's getting engaged

Or married and I'm like, bruh!!


Funny Engagement Sayings,  Engagement Jokes,  Bruh Meme,  
    
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ima get married, be at the altar like "you really  wit me huh?"
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Funny Jokes,  Marriage Funny,  
    
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Math made simple.

If you have $20 and your wife has $5.

Then your wife has $25.
Math made simple.

If you have $20 and your wife has $5.

Then your wife has $25.


Funny Jokes,  Happy Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Do you know the difference between having a new husband and a dog? ...After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Do you know the difference between having a new husband and a dog? ...After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Memes,  New Husband Jokes,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  
    
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"i now pronounce you husband and wife

you may now..."
"i now pronounce you husband and wife

you may now..."


Memes,  
    
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Thank you for standing by me all these times...When you got us in trouble. Happy Anniversary!
Thank you for standing by me all these times...When you got us in trouble. Happy Anniversary!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Anniversary Sayings,  Funny Anniversary Quotes,  
    
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Wedding Quotes,  Wife Insult Jokes,  
    
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Relatable Posts,  Funny Marriage Facts,  
    
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Why don't you just marry it?

I can't marry tumblr. Stupid.
Why don't you just marry it?

I can't marry tumblr. Stupid.


Funny Ecards,  Tumblr Jokes,  Website Jokes,  
    
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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop.
My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop.

Funny Jokes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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now i can get fat

think again
now i can get fat

think again


Memes,  Insults To Women,  Funny Fitness Quotes,  
    
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Sure my husband wears the pants in our relationship. But, I tell him which ones to wear.
Sure my husband wears the pants in our relationship. But, I tell him which ones to wear.

Funny Ecards,  Husband Bashing Jokes,  Best Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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All men are born free and then some her married.
All men are born free and then some her married.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Marriage,  
    
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Welcome to marriage
Welcome to marriage

Meme,  Marriage One Liners,  
    
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Kanye the type of dude to get married

And make Kim stand at the altar while he walks down the aisle
Kanye the type of dude to get married

And make Kim stand at the altar while he walks down the aisle


Memes,  Kanye West Funny,  Kim Kardashian Funny,  
    
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