Funny Quotes

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My life right now is like that Rihanna song... work work work work work then rest I don't understand the rest
My life right now is like that Rihanna song... work work work work work then rest I don't understand the rest

Relatable Quotes,  Rihanna Jokes,  
    
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find 2 you love and quit the game and settle down
find 2 you love and quit the game and settle down

Funny Love Advice,  Love Advice For Girls,  
    
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Some people call it St. Patrick's Day. I call it Thursday.
Some people call it St. Patrick's Day. I call it Thursday.

St Patricks Day Jokes,  Thursday Jokes,  
    
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it's better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with an le the rest of your life.
it's better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with an le the rest of your life.

Break Up Jokes,  
    
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i'd like to apologize to all of my friends for being a bad influence. i'd like to but i'm not going to because i'm a good time.
i'd like to apologize to all of my friends for being a bad influence. i'd like to but i'm not going to because i'm a good time.

Short Funny Thoughts,  Funny Friendship Thoughts,  
    
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I'm terrified of people looking down on me.... Good thing that's impossible. God help me the day I find a judgmental 7 footer
I'm terrified of people looking down on me.... Good thing that's impossible. God help me the day I find a judgmental 7 footer

Tall Guy Problems,  Tall People Problems,  
    
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good sex sound like runnin in some flip flops
good sex sound like runnin in some flip flops

    
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I won't truly be happy till it rains french fries
I won't truly be happy till it rains french fries

French Fry Joke,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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A group of kids is called a migraine.
A group of kids is called a migraine.

Funny Sayings About Kids,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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"u look mean" good, get the out outta my face
"u look mean" good, get the out outta my face

Good Mean Jokes,  
    
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the older you get the more you appreciate cancelled plans, early nights, thunderstorms and alcol that is on sale.
the older you get the more you appreciate cancelled plans, early nights, thunderstorms and alcol that is on sale.

Storm Jokes,  Funny Alcohol Quotes,  
    
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e is not a phase. e is life
e is not a phase. e is life

    
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you're my princess and your throne is my face
you're my princess and your throne is my face

Princess Jokes,  
    
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I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I guess this is who I am now.
I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years so I guess this is who I am now.

Funny Attitude Quotes,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  
    
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if we ain't ing my text speed slow as
if we ain't ing my text speed slow as

Texting Jokes,  Funny Texting Jokes,  
    
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