Funny Random Thoughts

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When giraffes go to work do you think they put the tie at the top or bottom of their necks?

Asking for a friend.
When giraffes go to work do you think they put the tie at the top or bottom of their necks?

Asking for a friend.


Memes,  Questions Jokes,  
    
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When life gets you down, just imagine that the moon is a great tortilla...then think about what you would put on the greatest taco ever.
When life gets you down, just imagine that the moon is a great tortilla...then think about what you would put on the greatest taco ever.

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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"How much queso can I eat before it kills me?"

The limit does not exist.
"How much queso can I eat before it kills me?"

The limit does not exist.


Memes,  Eating Memes,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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Imagine the cleanup if you washed your face in them same reckless manner as someone in a Neutrogena commercial
Imagine the cleanup if you washed your face in them same reckless manner as someone in a Neutrogena commercial

Memes,  Commercial Memes,  Bathroom Meme,  
    
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Anyone else wondering where the fuck Lindsay Lohan's twin sister has been all these years?
Anyone else wondering where the fuck Lindsay Lohan's twin sister has been all these years?

Memes,  Lindsay Lohan Jokes,  Fictional Character Jokes,  
    
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I started crying in the dining hall because I was laughing so hard after remembering Scooby Doo's real name is "Scoobert Doobert".
I started crying in the dining hall because I was laughing so hard after remembering Scooby Doo's real name is "Scoobert Doobert".

Memes,  Scooby Doo Meme,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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I've always assumed ironing boards were surfboards that stopped pursing their dreams and got real jobs
I've always assumed ironing boards were surfboards that stopped pursing their dreams and got real jobs

Memes,  Ironing Jokes,  
    
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Lilo means lost , 

So Lilo & Stich,

Mean "lost and put together"
Lilo means lost ,

So Lilo & Stich,

Mean "lost and put together"


Memes,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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people from guam are called...

...um, guamlettes
people from guam are called...

...um, guamlettes


Guam Jokes,  
    
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sitting in a room with my husband and kids... suddenly realise everyone here has been in my ina. wow
sitting in a room with my husband and kids... suddenly realise everyone here has been in my ina. wow

Memes,  Vagina Meme,  
    
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it's all fun and games until someone trips over the dead oker.
it's all fun and games until someone trips over the dead oker.

Fun And Games Quotes,  
    
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I hate when Im deep in thought

And end up spilling something
I hate when Im deep in thought

And end up spilling something


Funny Einstein Quotes,  Stupid Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Oh my God

My passport has expired
Oh my God

My passport has expired


Passport Jokes,  Sudden Clarity Clarence (theme),  
    
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when i drink alcol, everyone says i'm an alcolic. when i drink fanta, no one says i'm fantastic
when i drink alcol, everyone says i'm an alcolic. when i drink fanta, no one says i'm fantastic

Alcohol Jokes,  Alcohol Humor,  
    
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The Saturn logo

Is a picture of a Saturn!
The Saturn logo

Is a picture of a Saturn!


Saturn Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  Planet Humor,  
    
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