Funny Relationship Quotes

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There are all kinds of relationship quotes floating around the internet. On this page, we have added the funniest ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. From your girl being the most real on your team to checking each other’s social media pages after an argument to see what’s each other is really thinking.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best viral funny relationship quotes from all over the Internet. While you are here browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friends and kappit! We are continuously are always adding new content, we invite you to check back often as you like.
Me: I love him so much he's the best thing I ever had

Friend: Didn't you say you wanted to kill him a few days ago?

Me:
Me: I love him so much he's the best thing I ever had

Friend: Didn't you say you wanted to kill him a few days ago?

Me:


Memes,  Gossip Jokes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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"Even tho I'm happy and he pays all the bills and treats me like a queen I think I'll wake him up to argue about his past"
"Even tho I'm happy and he pays all the bills and treats me like a queen I think I'll wake him up to argue about his past"

Memes,  Females Be Like,  
    
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"Until death do us part? Best I can do is 6 years."
"Until death do us part? Best I can do is 6 years."

Memes,  Funny Wedding One Liners,  Pawn Stars Meme (theme),  
    
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lookin left cause u dont treat me right

lookin right cause u left me

lookin up cause u let me down

lookin down cause u ed up
lookin left cause u dont treat me right

lookin right cause u left me

lookin up cause u let me down

lookin down cause u ed up


Memes,  Breakup Memes,  
    
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Him: This day is going great!

Her Should we bring up some petty shit from the past and ruin it?

Him: lol, ok
Him: This day is going great!

Her Should we bring up some petty shit from the past and ruin it?

Him: lol, ok


Memes,  Petty Memes,  Funny Couple Quotes,  
    
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- hey babe, can you help me find something?

- sure, what is it?

- my balls and the fkn time i've wasted on you
- hey babe, can you help me find something?

- sure, what is it?

- my balls and the fkn time i've wasted on you


Memes,  Funny Boyfriend Quotes,  
    
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Him: I need to tell u something. I'm ready to fart in front of you.

Her: I've been thinking that I'm ready for that, too.

Him: It's a big step.

Her: Let the farting commence
Him: I need to tell u something. I'm ready to fart in front of you.

Her: I've been thinking that I'm ready for that, too.

Him: It's a big step.

Her: Let the farting commence


Memes,  Farting Jokes,  
    
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"Please give me another chance"

"I promise I'll do you right this time."
"Please give me another chance"

"I promise I'll do you right this time."


Memes,  Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  Liar Jokes,  
    
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him: "what do you bring to the table?"

me: "i am the ing table!"
him: "what do you bring to the table?"

me: "i am the ing table!"


Memes,  Cocky Jokes,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  
    
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boyfriend gets wisdom teeth out 

make a necklace for me, so i can
boyfriend gets wisdom teeth out

make a necklace for me, so i can


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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you suld know going into this that i have no qualms whatsoever about faking pregnancies or staging suicide attempts.
you suld know going into this that i have no qualms whatsoever about faking pregnancies or staging suicide attempts.

Funny Suicide Notes,  Pregnancy Ecards,  
    
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If you need me to make you dinner - I'm going to need you to start looking a little more like Paul Walker...
If you need me to make you dinner - I'm going to need you to start looking a little more like Paul Walker...

Paul Walker Jokes,  Couple Jokes,  
    
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Relationship status: play next episode
Relationship status: play next episode

Relationship Status,  Being Single Quotes,  
    
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"I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them."
"I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them."

Sean Connery Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Women,  Jokes For Men About Women,  
    
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