Funny Religious Quotes

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So God said "let there be sexy people" so he created Native americans
So God said "let there be sexy people" so he created Native americans

Native Jokes One Liners,  Funny God Quotes,  
    
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looking forward to fulfilling our religous obligation to get faced on purim.
looking forward to fulfilling our religous obligation to get faced on purim.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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Just remember, God made you in his image.

Who knew that Salvador Dali was God?
Just remember, God made you in his image.

Who knew that Salvador Dali was God?


Ecards,  El Salvador Jokes,  Salvador Jokes,  
    
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Your body is a temple, not a visitor center
Your body is a temple, not a visitor center

Celibacy Jokes,  Christian One Liners,  
    
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it's against jesus to believe in bacteria. people get sick because they're sinners.
it's against jesus to believe in bacteria. people get sick because they're sinners.

Bacteria Jokes,  Anti Religious Jokes,  
    
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i'd switch to your religion but i soooo like my ham and cheese sandwiches.
i'd switch to your religion but i soooo like my ham and cheese sandwiches.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Anti Religious Jokes,  
    
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When you make a $40 million dollar fortune off of the church

You're not a paster, you're a businessman
When you make a $40 million dollar fortune off of the church

You're not a paster, you're a businessman


Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Joel Osteen Jokes,  Anti Christian Jokes,  
    
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When someone

Quotes Joel Olsteen
When someone

Quotes Joel Olsteen


Joel Osteen Jokes,  Joel Meme,  Church Memes,  
    
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You don't believe the quran?

Let me find a quote from the quran that will change your mind
You don't believe the quran?

Let me find a quote from the quran that will change your mind


Quran Jokes,  Book Jokes,  Quote Joke,  
    
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich
religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich

Funny Pictures,  Rich Jokes,  
    
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When Jesus is tryna take the wheel but you wanna keep sinning
When Jesus is tryna take the wheel but you wanna keep sinning

Memes,  Sin Jokes,  Funny Jesus Quotes,  
    
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So I go to a Catholic School
So I go to a Catholic School

Memes,  Funny Catholic Jokes,  Catholic Humor,  
    
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Kids be like... for every skittle that the enemy stole from u gawds gonna give u 2 packs
Kids be like... for every skittle that the enemy stole from u gawds gonna give u 2 packs

Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  Religion,  
    
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Apostolic Church-

Girls gone Wild
Apostolic Church-

Girls gone Wild


Memes,  Funny Religious Jokes,  
    
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