Funny Religious Sayings

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Where are your gods now?
Where are your gods now?

Memes,  Game Of Thrones Jokes,  
    
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Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to hear about our lord and savior Winnie the Pooh?
Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to hear about our lord and savior Winnie the Pooh?

Memes,  Funny Bear Jokes,  
    
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And thus sayeth the Lord,

"Two for flinching."
And thus sayeth the Lord,

"Two for flinching."


Memes,  Funny Pictures Of Jesus,  Punch Jokes,  
    
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i'm almost a lutheran. ..

...but you never go full lutheran.
i'm almost a lutheran. ..

...but you never go full lutheran.


Lutheran Jokes,  You Never Go Full Retard,  
    
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Faith is holding on to what others can't see
Faith is holding on to what others can't see

Memes,  No Hair Jokes,  
    
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Jesus be like

I see your sins but Im not petty so I forgive you!
Jesus be like

I see your sins but Im not petty so I forgive you!


Memes,  Funny Jesus Quotes,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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Your tattoo says 'only God can judge me' yet here I am
Your tattoo says 'only God can judge me' yet here I am

Funny Quotes,  Funny Tattoo Quotes,  Jokes About Tattoos,  
    
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When Jesus tryna take the wheel

But you wanna keep sinning
When Jesus tryna take the wheel

But you wanna keep sinning


Memes,  Funny Jesus Sayings,  Sin Jokes,  
    
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On New Year's Eve,

Saints gone be at Watch Night Sevice Like...
On New Year's Eve,

Saints gone be at Watch Night Sevice Like...


Memes,  New Years Eve Jokes,  Short New Years Jokes,  
    
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I got 99 theses

But four ain't done
I got 99 theses

But four ain't done


Funny Jokes,  Martin Luther Jokes,  
    
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So you can make it early for Black Friday shopping

But cant make it to church because its too early
So you can make it early for Black Friday shopping

But cant make it to church because its too early


Memes,  Funny Black Friday Quotes,  Church Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Adam & Eve
The first people to not read the Apple terms & conditions
Adam & Eve
The first people to not read the Apple terms & conditions


Funny Jokes,  Adam And Eve Jokes,  Christian One Liners,  
    
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Everytime I think I've found the "one" Jesus be like

Or nah?
Everytime I think I've found the "one" Jesus be like

Or nah?


Memes,  Religion,  
    
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you ever turn some  down & the  ended up pregnant 2 weeks later? god works in mysterious ways
you ever turn some down & the ended up pregnant 2 weeks later? god works in mysterious ways

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