Funny Restaurant Slogans

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I like to eat at Olive Garden by myself and when the hostess says "dining alone tonight?" I say "No because when you're here you're family ha ha ha" never gets a laugh but that's showbiz baby
I like to eat at Olive Garden by myself and when the hostess says "dining alone tonight?" I say "No because when you're here you're family ha ha ha" never gets a laugh but that's showbiz baby

Memes,  Lonely Jokes,  
    
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welcome to wendy's what the  you tryna eat
welcome to wendy's what the you tryna eat

Memes,  Fast Food Jokes,  Funny Ghetto Sayings,  
    
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subway

satisfy your valentine with a footlong
subway

satisfy your valentine with a footlong


Memes,  Subway Jokes,  
    
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welcome to chick-fil-a. it would be my pleasure to serve you.

unless you're a dirty got
welcome to chick-fil-a. it would be my pleasure to serve you.

unless you're a dirty got


Chick Fil A Meme,  Funny Gay Slogans,  
    
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Walking out of a restaurant like...

I beat anorexia
Walking out of a restaurant like...

I beat anorexia


Memes,  Funny Shirt Sayings,  Restaurant,  
    
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(tag a sneak disser)

asians always sneak dissin

bich nga
(tag a sneak disser)

asians always sneak dissin

bich nga


Memes,  Asians Jokes,  Funny Asian Sayings,  
    
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One of my favorite things about ordering pizza as a kid.

Pizza: $12.99

Action figure table: Free
One of my favorite things about ordering pizza as a kid.

Pizza: $12.99

Action figure table: Free


Memes,  Funny Pizza Slogans,  
    
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welcome to wendy's. the  you tryna eat?
welcome to wendy's. the you tryna eat?

Memes,  Fast Food Fails,  Omg Lol,  
    
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i think most people would say yes...
i think most people would say yes...

Memes,  
    
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if i take you out on a date and you order the most expensive  on the menu you only have two

cices after that spitting or swallowing cause either way your gonna be sucking
if i take you out on a date and you order the most expensive on the menu you only have two

cices after that spitting or swallowing cause either way your gonna be sucking


Memes,  Dating Meme,  Dating,  
    
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when she orders the cheapest item on the menu

you the real mvp
when she orders the cheapest item on the menu

you the real mvp


Memes,  Kevin Durant Jokes,  Funny Dating Jokes,  
    
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dozens of delicioius flavors and 3 ty ones
dozens of delicioius flavors and 3 ty ones

Funny Pictures,  Super Funny Pictures,  Images Of Funny Signs,  Funny Adult Signs,  
    
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Eat or we both starve
Eat or we both starve

Memes,  Funny Food Signs,  Funny Business Signs  
    
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Expensive restaraunts be like

$98.67
Expensive restaraunts be like

$98.67


True Jokes,  Funny Food Facts  
    
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Cannibal Cafe

We'd Love To Have You For Dinner
Cannibal Cafe

We'd Love To Have You For Dinner


Fiji Jokes,  Images Of Funny Signs,  
    
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