Funny Retirement Ecards

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I'm retired!

Goodbye tension

Hello pension
I'm retired!

Goodbye tension

Hello pension


Retirement Humor,  Funny Farewell Sayings,  
    
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Here's to Retirement Where every day is Saturday and every night is Friday night!!!
Here's to Retirement Where every day is Saturday and every night is Friday night!!!

Funny Ecards,  Friday Night Jokes,  Saturday Jokes,  
    
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If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work, instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week! True!!!
If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work, instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week! True!!!

Funny Ecards,  Stupid People Quotes,  Work Jokes One Liners,  
    
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If I could get paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire next week.
If I could get paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire next week.

Funny Ecards,  Retirement Jokes,  
    
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I'm going to retire and live off my savings... What I'll do the 2nd day I have NO IDEA!
I'm going to retire and live off my savings... What I'll do the 2nd day I have NO IDEA!

Funny Ecards,  Greatest Jokes,  
    
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Retirement....never-ending summer!
Retirement....never-endi ng summer!

Funny Ecards,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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We're going to retire and move up North...said no Southerner ever!
We're going to retire and move up North...said no Southerner ever!

Funny Ecards,  Retirement Humor,  
    
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I hope you enjoy your retirement just as much as I did creating this card.
I hope you enjoy your retirement just as much as I did creating this card.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Retirement Wishes,  Retirement Jokes,  
    
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According to our calculations,you guys can retire 5years after you die.
According to our calculations,you guys can retire 5years after you die.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Retirement Wishes For Coworker,  
    
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I feel like I'm the only one waiting for Magic Mike to come out of retirement.
I feel like I'm the only one waiting for Magic Mike to come out of retirement.

Funny Ecards,  Retirement Jokes,  
    
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Moving all my retirement funds into a Colorado snack machine franchise.
Moving all my retirement funds into a Colorado snack machine franchise.

Funny Ecards,  Colorado Jokes,  Most Funniest Jokes  
    
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Just hang in there. Your retirement is only 25 years away!
Just hang in there. Your retirement is only 25 years away!

Funny Ecards,  Retirement Jokes,  Funniest Jokes Ever  
    
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The secret to successful investing for retirement is to keep you first wife!
The secret to successful investing for retirement is to keep you first wife!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Retirement Sayings,  Most Funniest Jokes,  
    
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I would never put you in a retirement home, I need that social security check!
I would never put you in a retirement home, I need that social security check!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Old Jokes,  Clean Old People Jokes  
    
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This year for Halloween, I'm going as the Grim Reaper since I'll be trick or treating in a retirement community.
This year for Halloween, I'm going as the Grim Reaper since I'll be trick or treating in a retirement community.

Funny Ecards,  Silly Halloween Jokes,  Retirement Jokes,  
    
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