Funny Retirement Sayings

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kid: gradpa are you reed?

grandpa: haha i think you mean retired

kid: did i say retired you dumb ?
kid: gradpa are you reed?

grandpa: haha i think you mean retired

kid: did i say retired you dumb ?


Memes,  Grandpa Jokes,  
    
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Retired

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
Retired

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.


Jokes On Getting Older,  Funny Retirement Wishes,  Short Old Age Jokes,  
    
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Retirement means your accountant now has less work, congrats!
Retirement means your accountant now has less work, congrats!

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Accountant Jokes,  
    
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No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money! Happy Retirement!
No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money! Happy Retirement!

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Money Jokes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
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The money is no better in retirement, but the hours are.
The money is no better in retirement, but the hours are.

Money Jokes,  Funny Retirement Wishes,  
    
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I'm retired

I was tired yesterday.

And I'm tired today.
I'm retired

I was tired yesterday.

And I'm tired today.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  
    
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A-A-R-P! I wanna join the A-A-R-P!

The Retirement Village People
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A-A-R-P! I wanna join the A-A-R-P!

The Retirement Village People


Funny Jokes,  Funny Retirement Images,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  
    
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The joy of being unemployed is looking forward to my seven-day weekends.
The joy of being unemployed is looking forward to my seven-day weekends.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  
    
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I'm retired and this is my office!
I'm retired and this is my office!

Funny Jokes,  Retirement Humor,  
    
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The secret to successful investing for retirement is to keep you first wife!
The secret to successful investing for retirement is to keep you first wife!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Retirement Ecards,  Most Funniest Jokes,  
    
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If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.
If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Retirement Ecards,  Good Humor  
    
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You're not just retiring from the company, You're also retiring from the stress, the commute, the alarm clock, and the iron.

Funny Retirement Wishes For Coworker,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  
    
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness...

hasn't retired yet
Whoever said money can't buy happiness...

hasn't retired yet


Funny Retirement Slogans,  Funny T Shirts  
    
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Help!

My husband just retired without a hobbty
Help!

My husband just retired without a hobbty


Funny T Shirts,  Funny Wife Quotes  
    
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I'm re-tired

...so, I'm taking a nap
I'm re-tired

...so, I'm taking a nap


Funny T Shirts,  Funny Retirement Slogans  
    
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