Funny Retirement Wishes

 – 33 total
Today's the day...

Happy retirement!
Today's the day...

Happy retirement!


Funny Retirement Wishes For Coworker,  Walter Jokes,  
    
0%

There's no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow!

Congratulations!
There's no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow!

Congratulations!


Minion Memes,  Morning Jokes,  
    
0%

Now you can enjoy doing nothing all day, and then relax afterwards!
Now you can enjoy doing nothing all day, and then relax afterwards!

Funny Retirement Wishes For Coworker,  Short Old Age Jokes,  
    
0%

Behind Every Retired Man

Is a wife, wishing he would go back to work
Behind Every Retired Man

Is a wife, wishing he would go back to work


Best Husband Wife Jokes,  Jokes On Marriage,  
    
0%

Retired

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
Retired

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.


Jokes On Getting Older,  Short Old Age Jokes,  
    
0%

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

Coffee Jokes,  Funny Coffee Sayings,  
    
0%

Retirement is the short form for 'Really Tired Mentally'!

Congratulations!
Retirement is the short form for 'Really Tired Mentally'!

Congratulations!


Definition Jokes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
0%

Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.
Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.

Retirement Humor,  Funny Short Joke,  
    
0%

Retirement means never having to plan anything except golf and bingo, congrats!
Retirement means never having to plan anything except golf and bingo, congrats!

Golf Jokes,  Funny Golf Sayings,  
    
0%

Don't worry about having enough money after retirement. You only need a lot of money if you plan on living a long time.
Don't worry about having enough money after retirement. You only need a lot of money if you plan on living a long time.

Funny Retirement Quotes,  Short Funny Jokes,  
    
0%

No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money! Happy Retirement!
No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money! Happy Retirement!

Money Jokes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
0%

Retirement is like sleeping while awake...lucky you, congrats!
Retirement is like sleeping while awake...lucky you, congrats!

Sleeping Jokes,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
0%

A retired husband is often a wife's full time job. Congratulations!
A retired husband is often a wife's full time job. Congratulations!

Funny Congratulations Quotes,  Jokes On Marriage Life,  
    
0%

Retirement means your accountant now has less work, congrats!
Retirement means your accountant now has less work, congrats!

Funny Retirement Sayings,  Accountant Jokes,  
    
0%

Congratulations on extending your weekend by 5 days.
Congratulations on extending your weekend by 5 days.

Funny Weekend Sayings,  Job Humor,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!