Funny Riddles Jokes

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A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.

How did he do it?
KAPPITS (9)
lily2358: 4535
lily2358: salamh
lily2358: 12358
lily2358: 2358
Haha: The code is different
Chesus: the code is different duh
hgjjhjh: jhmjkjh,,j
Tori: He code was different
nadan: valeshka
A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.

How did he do it?


Trick Joke Questions,  Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Clever Humor,  
    
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Q: Why can't someone living in Maine be buried in Florida?
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Q: Why can't someone living in Maine be buried in Florida?

Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Funny Children Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What did the red light say to the green light?
What did the red light say to the green light?

Fun Trivia Quizzes,  Funny Trivia,  Funny Jokes Riddles,  
    
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Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?

Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Ocean Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What did one introvert say to the other introvert? Absolutely nothing & they quickly parted ways.
What did one introvert say to the other introvert? Absolutely nothing & they quickly parted ways.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Riddles And Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?

A. Moving targets are harder to hit.


Bagpiper Jokes,  Riddles Jokes,  
    
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Im tall when Im young and Im short when Im old. What am I?
(A candle)


Easy Jokes For Kids,  Funny Riddles And Jokes,  
    
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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.


Graduation Humor Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  
    
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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.


Watch Jokes,  Time Jokes,  Watch Puns  
    
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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog


Weather Jokes,  Clouds Jokes,  
    
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Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?

They only run a skeleton service.


Skeleton Jokes For Kids,  Ghost Puns,  Train Jokes,  Spooky Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: Why to ghosts feel so light?

A: They are low in fat!


Ghost Puns,  Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

A: Shocked.


Electricity Puns,  Electric Puns,  Benjamin Franklin Jokes,  
    
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Q: What can you hold without using your hands?

A: Your breath!


Hand Jokes,  Breath Jokes  
    
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1) Choose a number Between 1-1000000

2) Add three

3) Subtract three

And you've got the number you started with
1) Choose a number Between 1-1000000

2) Add three

3) Subtract three

And you've got the number you started with


Maths Jokes For Kids,  Math Memes,  Funny Math Facts,  Trollface (theme),  
    
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