Funny Roommate Notes

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dear roommate, next time your friends are over, try to make sure there's not a bacterial inosis fact sheet lying on our coffee table.
dear roommate, next time your friends are over, try to make sure there's not a bacterial inosis fact sheet lying on our coffee table.

Bacteria Jokes,  Roommate Jokes,  
    
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i'm sleeping. don't wake me up. if you wake me up i'll buy you a super cute puppy, wait 'till you fall in love with it then murder it in front of you.

boy 

that escalated quickly
i'm sleeping. don't wake me up. if you wake me up i'll buy you a super cute puppy, wait 'till you fall in love with it then murder it in front of you.

boy

that escalated quickly


Memes,  That Escalated Quickly Meme (theme),  
    
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My roommate leaves me noted to remind me to do chores.

This makes him angry.
My roommate leaves me noted to remind me to do chores.

This makes him angry.


Funny Jokes,  Roommate Jokes,  
    
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there is no

lock

so please

knock

or you might see
there is no

lock

so please

knock

or you might see



Funny Pictures,  Funny Home Signs,  
    
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marco's food

7 wings

you touch this & die!!!

do not eat marco's food!!

87 fries
marco's food

7 wings

you touch this & die!!!

do not eat marco's food!!

87 fries


Funny Pictures,  Funny Food Signs,  Funny Food Pictures  
    
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Changing the toilet paper will not cause brain damage

I don't want to risk it
Changing the toilet paper will not cause brain damage

I don't want to risk it


Funny Bathroom Signs,  Funny Restroom Signs  
    
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Nora,

I killed one of those bugs and it went juicy all over the floor and I cried for 20 minutes and almost threw up so be careful and don't kill any it's....awful

-Anne
Nora,

I killed one of those bugs and it went juicy all over the floor and I cried for 20 minutes and almost threw up so be careful and don't kill any it's....awful

-Anne


Funny Sticky Notes,  Jokes About Bugs,  
    
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My food is not your food. don't eat it. duh.

You left this in the microwave when you were drunk, idiot.
My food is not your food. don't eat it. duh.

You left this in the microwave when you were drunk, idiot.


Funny Food Signs,  Drunk Fail,  Roommate Jokes  
    
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I don't know your name, but you have been seen stealing my butter. Put it back in the fridge or I will lick everything.
I don't know your name, but you have been seen stealing my butter. Put it back in the fridge or I will lick everything.

Fridge Jokes,  Funny Sticky Notes,  Stealing Jokes  
    
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Dear Chris,

Sorry dude, I ate the rest of your pizza and breadsticks. I was really hungry and stoned, but that's no excuse. I will buy pizza for us next week to atone for my crimes. 

-Tyler
Dear Chris,

Sorry dude, I ate the rest of your pizza and breadsticks. I was really hungry and stoned, but that's no excuse. I will buy pizza for us next week to atone for my crimes.

-Tyler


Sorry Notes,  Funny Notes To Leave,  Pizza Fail,  
    
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Hey Hot Stuff!

You sure are looking good today! Why not keep the sinks clean so they can look as gorgeous as you? Yay Vanity! (Get it? Vanity?)

Love, Your Bathroom Mirror
Hey Hot Stuff!

You sure are looking good today! Why not keep the sinks clean so they can look as gorgeous as you? Yay Vanity! (Get it? Vanity?)

Love, Your Bathroom Mirror


Mirror Jokes,  Funny Notes To Leave,  Housekeeping Jokes,  
    
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Dear Mitch,

You left me alone and undefended. 

Alas, I am no more.

Love, The Cookies
Dear Mitch,

You left me alone and undefended.

Alas, I am no more.

Love, The Cookies


Funny Sticky Notes,  Cookie Jokes,  Roommate Jokes  
    
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pretend i'm a ina, put dirty things in me
pretend i'm a ina, put dirty things in me

Dishwasher Jokes,  Vagina Meme,  
    
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if you see the roll done, dont write a note.

just in replace it .

you just did the exact opposite of what you wrote.
if you see the roll done, dont write a note.

just in replace it .

you just did the exact opposite of what you wrote.


Toilet Paper Jokes,  Funny Toilet Sayings  
    
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