Funny Rotten Ecards

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Me: I can't work today. There's a huge ball of fire emitting deadly radiation. Boss: you can't skip work today because it's sunny.
Me: I can't work today. There's a huge ball of fire emitting deadly radiation.

Boss: you can't skip work today because it's sunny.

Radiation Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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Common Core Math: Where 5 lines and 4 dots equals.... ...Something.
Common Core Math:

Where 5 lines and 4 dots equals....

...Something.

Funny Ecards,  Common Core Math Meme,  Common Core Jokes,  
    
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sober sex means it's serious.
sober sex means it's serious.

Memes,  
    
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Good morning, world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived!
Good morning, world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Good Morning Wishes,  Funny Sarcasm,  
    
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Redneck Word For the Day- Poke You rather have Chicken or Poke chops for supper?
Redneck Word For the Day- Poke

You rather have Chicken or Poke chops for supper?

Funny Ecards,  Redneck Word Of The Day,  Pork Jokes,  
    
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thank you for not swallowing me mom. happy mother's day!
thank you for not swallowing me mom.

happy mother's day!

Funny Ecards,  Mothers Day Ecards,  
    
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Did you think I was kidding... you are as stupid as you look.
Did you think I was kidding... you are as stupid as you look.

Funny Rude Quotes,  Stupid One Liners,  Best Insult Jokes,  
    
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i'm sorry, did you say something? all i hear is the bull coming out of your lips.
i'm sorry, did you say something?

all i hear is the bull coming out of your lips.

Funny Rude Quotes,  Funny Sarcasm,  Put Downs  
    
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i prefer to look at the gl as half shut the up.
i prefer to look at the gl as half shut the up.

Funny Rude Quotes,  Pessimist Jokes  
    
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The hardest part about owning that Prius is going to be telling your parents you're gay.
The hardest part about owning that Prius is going to be telling your parents you're gay.

Funny Gay Jokes,  Funny Car Quotes,  Gay Insults,  
    
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Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.
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Alicia: I'm sorry that I dump all my drama on you. I'm sorry I don't take your advice when you offer it. I'm sorry that I'm self-centered.
Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

Funny Drinking Quotes,  Funny Hangover Quotes,  Hangover Jokes One Liners,  Drinking Ecards,  
    
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You can't play hard to get, when you're already hard to want.
You can't play hard to get, when you're already hard to want.

Funny Dating Advice,  Ugly Disses,  Funny Insult Quotes,  Sarcastic Put Downs,  
    
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I'm pretty sure that being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure that being friends with you is bad for my liver.

Drinking Ecards,  Silly Friendship Quotes,  Liver Jokes,  
    
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Why do people with bad breath always have secrets?
Why do people with bad breath always have secrets?

Funny Ecard Jokes,  Funny Bad Breath Quotes,  Bad Breath Jokes,  Secret Jokes,  
    
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Any of my friends that want to hang out need to hurry up! My New Year's Resolution is to raise my standards!
Any of my friends that want to hang out need to hurry up!

My New Year's Resolution is to raise my standards!

New Year Resolution Jokes,  Funny Thoughts On Friends,  Funny Friendship Quotes,  Funny Sayings About Friends,  
    
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