Funny Rude Quotes

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If I unfollow you it's nothing personal. I just hate all of your thoughts and opinions and think everything you is annoying and awful
If I unfollow you it's nothing personal. I just hate all of your thoughts and opinions and think everything you is annoying and awful

Memes,  Social Media Jokes,  Good Hater Quotes,  
    
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My momma said that fish smell was you
My momma said that fish smell was you

Memes,  Cardi B Meme,  Smell Jokes,  
    
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no stamina, not enough , but you begging for a 3sum so you can embarr me in front of company...
no stamina, not enough , but you begging for a 3sum so you can embarr me in front of company...

Memes,  Threesome Jokes,  Men Insults,  
    
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If you single in December, you ugly
If you single in December, you ugly

Memes,  Funny Single Quotes,  December Jokes,  
    
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Kid: Grandma says you forget my name because you have Alzheimer's. Is that true?

Grandpa: Haha no I forget cuz I don't care.
Kid: Grandma says you forget my name because you have Alzheimer's. Is that true?

Grandpa: Haha no I forget cuz I don't care.


Memes,  Grandpa Jokes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.
I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.

Mind Reader Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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fyi: everytime you ume that i know what you're thinking, the last time i checked i wasnt a ing mind reader with a crystal ball.
fyi: everytime you ume that i know what you're thinking, the last time i checked i wasnt a ing mind reader with a crystal ball.

Mind Reader Jokes,  Mean Jokes,  
    
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cheers to all my sea-donkey looking es out there. hee-haw!
cheers to all my sea-donkey looking es out there. hee-haw!

Ecards,  Mean Jokes About Women,  
    
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and if you ever tell anyone where we put tse marbles, i swear that i will kill you....
KAPPITS (1)
Crazies Lost Marbles: Shhh Muggler's Could Be Listening
Shhh Muggler's Could Be Listening

and if you ever tell anyone where we put tse marbles, i swear that i will kill you....

Marble Jokes,  Funny Mean Quotes,  
    
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which one of you ers moved my cheese?
which one of you ers moved my cheese?

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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"cheese" would have been fine, but " you you miserable face that ruined my life" was just as good.
"cheese" would have been fine, but " you you miserable face that ruined my life" was just as good.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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cheer up, there's no way anyone can tell that tse greasy, wirey hairs on your head actually came from your .
cheer up, there's no way anyone can tell that tse greasy, wirey hairs on your head actually came from your .

Greasy Hair Jokes,  Short Rude Jokes,  
    
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what do i look like to you 

a ing mind-reader
what do i look like to you

a ing mind-reader


Mind Reader Jokes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  Funny Mean Quotes,  
    
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let me hear yall bad talk guyana one more time

i will kill all yall mother s
let me hear yall bad talk guyana one more time

i will kill all yall mother s


Guyana Jokes,  Tyler Perry Meme,  Tyler Perry Jokes,  
    
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Sorry, I wasn't listening to your story. I was busy daydreaming about how much I'd rather be in the Bahamas.
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SUSAN: helo i love you so much and i wish to marry you
Sorry, I wasn't listening to your story. I was busy daydreaming about how much I'd rather be in the Bahamas.

The Bahamas Jokes,  Funny Ecard,  
    
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