Funny Rude Quotes

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Kid: Grandma says you forget my name because you have Alzheimer's. Is that true?

Grandpa: Haha no I forget cuz I don't care.
Kid: Grandma says you forget my name because you have Alzheimer's. Is that true?

Grandpa: Haha no I forget cuz I don't care.


Memes,  Grandpa Jokes,  Forgetful Jokes,  
    
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I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.
I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.

Mind Reader Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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fyi: everytime you ume that i know what you're thinking, the last time i checked i wasnt a ing mind reader with a crystal ball.
fyi: everytime you ume that i know what you're thinking, the last time i checked i wasnt a ing mind reader with a crystal ball.

Mind Reader Jokes,  Mean Jokes,  
    
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cheers to all my sea-donkey looking es out there. hee-haw!
cheers to all my sea-donkey looking es out there. hee-haw!

Ecards,  Mean Jokes About Women,  
    
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and if you ever tell anyone where we put tse marbles, i swear that i will kill you....
and if you ever tell anyone where we put tse marbles, i swear that i will kill you....

Marble Jokes,  Funny Mean Quotes,  
    
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which one of you ers moved my cheese?
which one of you ers moved my cheese?

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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"cheese" would have been fine, but " you you miserable face that ruined my life" was just as good.
"cheese" would have been fine, but " you you miserable face that ruined my life" was just as good.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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cheer up, there's no way anyone can tell that tse greasy, wirey hairs on your head actually came from your .
cheer up, there's no way anyone can tell that tse greasy, wirey hairs on your head actually came from your .

Greasy Hair Jokes,  Short Rude Jokes,  
    
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what do i look like to you 

a ing mind-reader
what do i look like to you

a ing mind-reader


Mind Reader Jokes,  Funny Movie Quotes,  Funny Mean Quotes,  
    
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let me hear yall bad talk guyana one more time

i will kill all yall mother s
let me hear yall bad talk guyana one more time

i will kill all yall mother s


Guyana Jokes,  Tyler Perry Meme,  Tyler Perry Jokes,  
    
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Sorry, I wasn't listening to your story. I was busy daydreaming about how much I'd rather be in the Bahamas.
Sorry, I wasn't listening to your story. I was busy daydreaming about how much I'd rather be in the Bahamas.

The Bahamas Jokes,  Funny Ecard,  
    
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"hey frank, you working hard or hardly working?" 

"just shut the  up and buy something susan"
"hey frank, you working hard or hardly working?"

"just shut the up and buy something susan"


Memes,  
    
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I'm tired of your monkey business
I'm tired of your monkey business

Monkey Puns,  Funny Monkey Pictures,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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dont flatter yourself, i drunk text everyone.
dont flatter yourself, i drunk text everyone.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  Meme Text,  
    
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a no.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a no.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Diss Quotes,  Best Put Downs,  
    
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