Funny Rude Sayings

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So apparently adding "Please" after telling your co-worker to f*ck off doesn't count as being polite.
So apparently adding "Please" after telling your co-worker to f*ck off doesn't count as being polite.

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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My momma said you could only use the plastic cups cuz your mouth be on wee-wee's
My momma said you could only use the plastic cups cuz your mouth be on wee-wee's

Memes,  Cardi B Meme,  Cup Jokes,  
    
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"You looked like a bitch when I first met you"

"I didnt like you at first"

"I never thought we'd be friends"

"You're nicer than I thought"
"You looked like a bitch when I first met you"

"I didnt like you at first"

"I never thought we'd be friends"

"You're nicer than I thought"


Memes,  Compliment Jokes,  
    
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"You ignored my text but you're on social media"
"You ignored my text but you're on social media"

Memes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  
    
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"i didn't "

"well excuse tf outta me..we both ain't pay for dinner so we both don't need to "
"i didn't "

"well excuse tf outta me..we both ain't pay for dinner so we both don't need to "


Memes,  Cumming Jokes,  Memes About Sex,  
    
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"You barely ever text back"

I don't want you
"You barely ever text back"

I don't want you


Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  Keyboard Memes,  
    
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her: smoking doesn't make you cool-

me: and tattooing bible verses doesn't make you an angel stephanie shut ur  mouth
her: smoking doesn't make you cool-

me: and tattooing bible verses doesn't make you an angel stephanie shut ur mouth


Memes,  Smoker Jokes,  Good Comeback Jokes,  
    
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Dad: I would've gone pro if if it wasn't for the accident

Kid: You had an injury?

Dad: No I had you
Dad: I would've gone pro if if it wasn't for the accident

Kid: You had an injury?

Dad: No I had you


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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when your song comes on and someone goes "turn this whack   off"
when your song comes on and someone goes "turn this whack off"

Memes,  Song Jokes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  
    
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The Savage Huh Challenge On Twitter Will Annoy You On So Many Levels
teens are brutally roasting each other in a new trend called the #huhchallenge

Social Media,  Teen,  Huh Challenge,  Roasting Session Jokes,  
    
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Kid: Mom why do you and daddy call me Rapunzel? Is it because I'm pretty?

Mom: No, it's because she lets her hair down and you let your father and I down
Kid: Mom why do you and daddy call me Rapunzel? Is it because I'm pretty?

Mom: No, it's because she lets her hair down and you let your father and I down


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- hey babe, can you help me find something?

- sure, what is it?

- my balls and the fkn time i've wasted on you
- hey babe, can you help me find something?

- sure, what is it?

- my balls and the fkn time i've wasted on you


Memes,  Funny Relationship Quotes,  Funny Boyfriend Quotes,  
    
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i  quick because life is srt. i got no time to be poking around in there for an ur or two. in. out. your uber is outside. bye.
i quick because life is srt. i got no time to be poking around in there for an ur or two. in. out. your uber is outside. bye.

Memes,  Cumming Jokes,  
    
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you think this

a mothering game?
you think this

a mothering game?


Otter Jokes,  Bad Animal Jokes,  
    
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