Funny Safety Quotes

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Why is it when someone says "be safe" the most unsafe people like myself say "always"?
Why is it when someone says "be safe" the most unsafe people like myself say "always"?

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i said text me when you got me safely .
i said text me when you got me safely .

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Drive thafely everyone The roads are thlippery
Drive thafely everyone

The roads are thlippery

Mike Tyson Funny,  Mike Tyson Memes,  Driving Humor,  
    
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and... here is the safety what the carl!
and... here is the safety

what the carl!

Army Jokes,  Weapon Jokes,  
    
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Feel safe at night Sleep with a crossfitter
Feel safe at night

Sleep with a crossfitter

Funny Men Jokes For Women,  Crossfit Jokes,  Sleeping Jokes,  
    
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if you going out to be a e tonight? please be a safe e.
if you going out to be a e tonight?

please be a safe e.

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Brother wait! We must look both ways before crossing the street
Brother wait!

We must look both ways before crossing the street

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I got 99 problems But drivers' safety ain't one
I got 99 problems

But drivers' safety ain't one

Memes,  Formula 1 Jokes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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Seatbelts Do you want to end up like Gary Busey?
Seatbelts

Do you want to end up like Gary Busey?

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Always Dread-lock your children for saftey
Always

Dread-lock your children for saftey

Memes,  Funny Tip Of The Day,  Lock Jokes,  
    
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I'm pretty sure the Chilean rescue elevator is safer than the one in my apartment building.
I'm pretty sure the Chilean rescue elevator is safer than the one in my apartment building.

Funny Ecards,  Elevator Jokes,  Apartment Jokes,  
    
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practice safe text, use commas ...and never miss a period.
practice safe text, use commas

...and never miss a period.

Funny Text Message Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Texting,  English Puns  
    
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I was bored in the pub the other day so I text my mum saying "don't worry I'm safe" then I turned my phone off.

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if you want to safely pick up a prosute, always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only.it is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree.
if you want to safely pick up a prosute,

always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only.it is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree.

Advice Jokes,  Actual Advice Mallard (theme)  
    
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Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth.
Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth.

Funny Coffee Quotes,  Free Funny Ecards  
    
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