Funny Sales Quotes

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Isn't it a little early to sell Halloween stuff?

Never too early!
Isn't it a little early to sell Halloween stuff?

Never too early!


Memes,  Best Halloween Joke,  Batman Slapping Robin Meme,  
    
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Why should we buy this house ?

There's 2 pokestops, a gym and someone catched a Mewtwo around the corner
Why should we buy this house ?

There's 2 pokestops, a gym and someone catched a Mewtwo around the corner


Memes,  New House Jokes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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good morning

i saw your tp yard sign so i know you'll buy any  i sell you
good morning

i saw your tp yard sign so i know you'll buy any i sell you


Memes,  Anti Trump Meme,  
    
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If you won't eat the bacon, you can't by the guns!
If you won't eat the bacon, you can't by the guns!

Memes,  Funny Gun Sayings,  Anti Muslim Jokes,  
    
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no alcol sales on good friday? 

better drink my own .
no alcol sales on good friday?

better drink my own .


Good Friday Meme,  Funny Alcohol Sayings,  
    
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''Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.''
''Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.''

Salesmen Jokes,  Viking Jokes,  
    
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"Welcome to Gamestop. I'll give you $3 for Fallout 4 and $8 for your Playstaion 4"
"Welcome to Gamestop. I'll give you $3 for Fallout 4 and $8 for your Playstaion 4"

Gamestop Jokes,  Gamestop Meme,  
    
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I wonder if they are having a sale
I wonder if they are having a sale

Funny Sale Signs,  Gamer Jokes,  
    
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when you go to gamestop to trade in 15 games...

and the guy says i'll give you 6 bucks for all of 'em
when you go to gamestop to trade in 15 games...

and the guy says i'll give you 6 bucks for all of 'em


Gamestop Meme,  Gamestop Jokes,  Am I The Only One Around Here (theme),  
    
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"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."
"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

Funny Business Slogans,  Funny Business Quotes,  
    
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Imma let you finish...

But first just give me five minutes of your time so I can tell you how great our product is.I mean you really need it.It's awesome. It's the best. what are you using now? want to upgrade? come on...please? we're so awesome.
Imma let you finish...

But first just give me five minutes of your time so I can tell you how great our product is.I mean you really need it.It's awesome. It's the best. what are you using now? want to upgrade? come on...please? we're so awesome.


Kayne West Meme,  Business Jokes  
    
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I got a fever, and the only prescription is

More sales leads!
I got a fever, and the only prescription is

More sales leads!


Lead Jokes,  Medicine Joke,  
    
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Dude hurry

Krispy Kreme has a special
Dude hurry

Krispy Kreme has a special


Memes,  Krispy Kreme Memes,  
    
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TV for sale

Got if from a guy who knows a guy
TV for sale

Got if from a guy who knows a guy


Memes,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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The yearbook is on sale?!

Gotta find my piggy bank!
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Baby Meme: Another sale this week?!
The yearbook is on sale?!

Gotta find my piggy bank!


Memes,  Yearbook Meme,  Yearbook Jokes,  
    
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