Funny Santa Quotes

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no presents for you!

you have been masturbating too much!!!
no presents for you!

you have been masturbating too much!!!


Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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every time you're naughty, santa claus brings aids to another african baby.
every time you're naughty, santa claus brings aids to another african baby.

Funny Aids Slogans,  Racist South African Jokes,  African Jokes,  
    
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''I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.''
''I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.''

Cayman Islands Jokes,  Santa Comic,  Santa Humor,  
    
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Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.

Memes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  Instagram Funny Jokes,  
    
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I saw that "booking info" in your bio...
The only thing you're getting for Christmas is a free pass to the clinic!!!
I saw that "booking info" in your bio...
The only thing you're getting for Christmas is a free pass to the clinic!!!


Memes,  
    
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working night shift tonight ing raging
working night shift tonight ing raging

Funny Jokes,  Santa Humor,  Christmas Eve Jokes,  
    
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when we were kids: santa

now: the delivery guy
when we were kids: santa

now: the delivery guy


Funny Quotes,  Funny Holiday Quotes,  Funny Adult Sayings,  
    
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some of y'all get free  from old men year round. leave santa for the rest of us.
some of y'all get free from old men year round. leave santa for the rest of us.

Funny Jokes,  Old Men Jokes,  Gold Digger Jokes,  
    
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what the  did you just say

about santa claus ?
what the did you just say

about santa claus ?


Memes,  Funny Santa Sayings,  Santa Claus Meme,  
    
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Didn't get your toy?

But did you die?
Didn't get your toy?

But did you die?


Memes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  
    
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Don't get your hopes up Santa knows where you've been on the internet
Don't get your hopes up Santa knows where you've been on the internet

Funny Jokes,  Funny Xmas Quotes,  
    
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my girl is not allowed to dress up as ms clause for the christmas party

cause i dont want no dude to be thinking he can offer to giver her a sleigh ride and  afterwards
my girl is not allowed to dress up as ms clause for the christmas party

cause i dont want no dude to be thinking he can offer to giver her a sleigh ride and afterwards


Memes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  Funny Santa Pictures,  
    
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i'm in love

with the coco
i'm in love

with the coco


Memes,  Drug Puns,  
    
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Sant saw your facebook photos

You're getting clothes and a dictionary for christmas
Sant saw your facebook photos

You're getting clothes and a dictionary for christmas


Memes,  Social Media,  Santa Humor,  
    
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