Funny Sarcasm Quotes

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"Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere"

Me: Well it got me to the sarcasm World Championships in Peru in 98

"Really?'

Me: No
"Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere"

Me: Well it got me to the sarcasm World Championships in Peru in 98

"Really?'

Me: No


Memes,  Funny Sarcasm,  
    
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Which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to you
Which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to you

Memes,  Introvert Meme,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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So, basically the Kevin Hart situation has taught us that comedians can only make jokes about straight people, whites, Christians and men.

How progressive.
So, basically the Kevin Hart situation has taught us that comedians can only make jokes about straight people, whites, Christians and men.

How progressive.


Memes,  Celebrities Jokes,  
    
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"Are you angry?"

"Do I look angry?????"
"Are you angry?"

"Do I look angry?????"


Memes,  Angry Jokes,  
    
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Student: Cam I got to the restroom? 

Teacher: idk can you?
Student: Cam I got to the restroom?

Teacher: idk can you?


Memes,  Funny Teacher Sayings,  Teacher Student Jokes,  
    
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I hate it when people are at your house and ask

"Do you have a bathroom?"

Me: No we pee in the backyard.
I hate it when people are at your house and ask

"Do you have a bathroom?"

Me: No we pee in the backyard.


Memes,  Funny Bathroom Sayings,  
    
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I'm going to put Pokemons at the altar at Church...

...Maybe some of y'all will finally GO
I'm going to put Pokemons at the altar at Church...

...Maybe some of y'all will finally GO


Memes,  Church Memes,  Kermit The Snitch (theme),  
    
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me: hi w are you?

customer: [ignores me]

me: okay i'll just go  myself
me: hi w are you?

customer: [ignores me]

me: okay i'll just go myself


Memes,  Workplace Jokes,  Rude Jokes,  
    
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hi, just checking if you have a  or ina. 

i don't want you to me me uncomfortable!
hi, just checking if you have a or ina.

i don't want you to me me uncomfortable!


Memes,  Bathroom Memes,  Transgender Jokes,  
    
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Affirmative action

It's not discrimination if the government does it
Affirmative action

It's not discrimination if the government does it


Affirmative Action Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  Government Memes,  
    
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Must be a special occasion. You're serving the creamy box of macaroni and cheese!
Must be a special occasion. You're serving the creamy box of macaroni and cheese!

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Best Cheese Jokes,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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i hate it when people are at your use and ask, "hey do you have a bathroom? " no not at all, we  in the yard
i hate it when people are at your use and ask, "hey do you have a bathroom? " no not at all, we in the yard

Daffy Duck Jokes,  Guest Jokes,  Funny Bathroom Quotes,  
    
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My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  
    
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raise ur hand if ur a sarcastic and sy little
raise ur hand if ur a sarcastic and sy little

Sarcastic Jokes,  
    
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It's Christmas Eve

Guess I'll do some "work"
It's Christmas Eve

Guess I'll do some "work"


Christmas Eve Meme,  Dr Evil Meme (theme),  
    
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