Funny Sarcastic Quotes

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We have added the funniest sarcastic quotes we could find from all over the Internet. Sarcastic quotes that start off not too bad like, ‘everything happens for a reason’ but is followed up by advising that a smack upside the head would have a reason to.

You will find the funniest, trending and most viral funny sarcastic quotes, jokes and memes here. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them all here.

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happy columbus day to all my native american friends i'll never meet because of columbus.
happy columbus day to all my native american friends i'll never meet because of columbus.

Columbus Day Jokes,  Native Jokes One Liners,  
    
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w long does it take to stick a label on a box?!

only a few seconds. it's the "making sure the medicine doesn't kill you" thing that takes a bit longer
w long does it take to stick a label on a box?!

only a few seconds. it's the "making sure the medicine doesn't kill you" thing that takes a bit longer


Medicine Jokes,  Pharmacy Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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I'm sorry I upset you when you made plans for us in your head and I failed to follow through. Just kidding, I'm not a mind reader, butthead.
I'm sorry I upset you when you made plans for us in your head and I failed to follow through. Just kidding, I'm not a mind reader, butthead.

Mind Reader Jokes,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.
I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.

Mind Reader Jokes,  Funny Rude Quotes,  
    
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no, of course we can still go on our t date. flesh eating eating bacteria isn't as bad as it sounds....promise.
no, of course we can still go on our t date. flesh eating eating bacteria isn't as bad as it sounds....promise.

Bacteria Jokes,  Date Jokes,  Funny Dating Quotes,  
    
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Nothing too look here

Just a lazy bugatti enjoying the Dubai rain
Nothing too look here

Just a lazy bugatti enjoying the Dubai rain


Dubai Jokes,  Rain Jokes One Liners,  
    
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I think some cheese would go really well with that Godawful bitter whine of yours.
I think some cheese would go really well with that Godawful bitter whine of yours.

Cheese Jokes One Liners,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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Congratulations to Mississippi on continuing its reign as the country's most backwards and fattest state.
Congratulations to Mississippi on continuing its reign as the country's most backwards and fattest state.

Jokes About Mississippi,  Mississippi Jokes,  Sarcastic Put Downs,  
    
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Baby advice

Dying to hear it
Baby advice

Dying to hear it


Funny Baby Advice,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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Wow, I could trade all these in for $14 at Gamestop.
Wow, I could trade all these in for $14 at Gamestop.

Gamestop Jokes,  Gamestop Meme,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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Tell me more

About how fast your stock camaro is
Tell me more

About how fast your stock camaro is


Chevy Camaro Jokes,  Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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Woah

We got a ballerina over here!
Woah

We got a ballerina over here!


Ballerina Jokes,  Sarcastic Pictures,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  
    
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Sorry I didn't realize your public makeout session was a secret.
Sorry I didn't realize your public makeout session was a secret.

Sarcastic Images,  Make Out Jokes,  
    
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You went rock climbing? 

That's cute
You went rock climbing?

That's cute


Rock Climbing Jokes,  Astronaut Jokes,  
    
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Don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. Their phone is probably "just on silent" or "right in front of their lying face"
Don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. Their phone is probably "just on silent" or "right in front of their lying face"

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Texting,  Texting Humor,  
    
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