Funny Sarcastic Sayings

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City Officials: You need to evacuate Floridians: You need to evacuate
City Officials: You need to evacuate

Floridians: You need to evacuate

Memes,  Florida Jokes,  Mocking Spongebob Meme,  
    
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You won't be mad at me for being late if you stop thinking I'm gonna be on time.
You won't be mad at me for being late if you stop thinking I'm gonna be on time.

Memes,  Late Jokes,  Roll Safe Meme,  
    
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I hate when ppl put group pics on Tinder like how am I supposed to know which one's Bret
I hate when ppl put group pics on Tinder like how am I supposed to know which one's Bret

Memes,  Tinder Jokes,  Picture Jokes,  
    
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At the restaurant: Waitress: Hi, would u like a table? Me: Not really. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for two please
At the restaurant:

Waitress: Hi, would u like a table?

Me: Not really. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for two please

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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Thank God for your sign! Was totally about to smash into your minivan but then read about your tiny human and decided to drive safely.
Thank God for your sign! Was totally about to smash into your minivan but then read about your tiny human and decided to drive safely.

Memes,  Sign Jokes,  Funny Baby Slogans,  
    
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I saw your lil "girlfriend" today
I saw your lil "girlfriend" today

Memes,  Girls Be Like,  Arthur Memes,  
    
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"There go ya lil friend. Go speak."
"There go ya lil friend. Go speak."

Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  Funny Witty Quotes,  
    
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Turns out you can be a responsible adult with a full time job and still play Pokemon Go Thanks for the concern though
Turns out you can be a responsible adult with a full time job and still play Pokemon Go

Thanks for the concern though

Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  Adult One Liners,  
    
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mom: need me to bring anything tomorrow? daughter: no mom. i'll do all the work while you sw up empty handed, sit on your , and judge me about the food, the kids and my "piece of " husband. mom: ok, so no potato salad?
mom: need me to bring anything tomorrow?

daughter: no mom. i'll do all the work while you sw up empty handed, sit on your , and judge me about the food, the kids and my "piece of " husband.

mom: ok, so no potato salad?

Memes,  Barbeque Jokes,  
    
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it's 2016 and sexuals still don't have equal rights. disgusting.
it's 2016 and sexuals still don't have equal rights. disgusting.

Memes,  Jokes For 2016,  
    
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We have to ban Alligators
We have to ban

Alligators

Memes,  Alligator Jokes,  
    
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Great... No everyone is an expert on parenting, zoos, gorillas and tranquilizer darts.
Great...

No everyone is an expert on parenting, zoos, gorillas and tranquilizer darts.

Memes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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the last time i gave a : picture it. sicily, 1912
the last time i gave a :

picture it. sicily, 1912

Memes,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  
    
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Interviewer: Why do you want this job Me: I've always been very passionate about not starving to death
Interviewer: Why do you want this job

Me: I've always been very passionate about not starving to death

Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  
    
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Oh you have a septum piercing? I barely noticed
Oh you have a septum piercing?

I barely noticed

Nose Ring Jokes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  Insulting Jokes,  
    
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