Funny Sayings About Alcohol

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Another round is something that you might hear often in a bar or a pub. The Kappit lounge is no different. In here, we have some funny sayings about alcohol that will have you bent over a toilet praying to the porcelain gods saying you will never drink again. As maury would say “you said you will never drink again. That was a lie.

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tips to enjoy a pumpkin :

1. dump it out you bag
tips to enjoy a pumpkin :

1. dump it out you bag


Memes,  Funny Pieces Of Advice,  Funny Beer Sayings,  
    
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cashier: would you like a receipt? 

guy: yeah i'd like to receive your number

cashier: oh i meant a receipt for your mike's hard lemonade you little
cashier: would you like a receipt?

guy: yeah i'd like to receive your number

cashier: oh i meant a receipt for your mike's hard lemonade you little


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guy: can i have a mikes hard lemonade?

waitress: okay i'll grab you a tampon to go with it

guy: thanks
guy: can i have a mikes hard lemonade?

waitress: okay i'll grab you a tampon to go with it

guy: thanks


Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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when you out trying to have a good time and suddenly realize you need to stop spending your rent money on alcol
when you out trying to have a good time and suddenly realize you need to stop spending your rent money on alcol

Memes,  When You Meme,  Rent Meme,  
    
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when your boss asks for work suggestions

alcol would be nice
when your boss asks for work suggestions

alcol would be nice


Memes,  Joke On Boss,  
    
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wine taster

will work for free
wine taster

will work for free


Wine Jokes,  Funny Signs Quotes,  
    
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oops, we bought champagne instead of milk again!
oops, we bought champagne instead of milk again!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Alcohol Sayings,  
    
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q: why did god invent alcol?

a: so guatemala fans can get laid too.
q: why did god invent alcol?

a: so guatemala fans can get laid too.


Guatemala Jokes,  Funny Alcohol Quotes,  
    
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They key to Mardi Gras

Is booze
They key to Mardi Gras

Is booze


Mardi Gras Meme,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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I love water. Especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka
I love water. Especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka

Funny Jokes,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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we've all been there

i love alcol

i regret everything
we've all been there

i love alcol

i regret everything


Alcohol Jokes,  Funny Drunk Text Messages,  
    
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filming in peru

better drink my own pisco
filming in peru

better drink my own pisco


Peru Jokes,  Spanish Jokes,  
    
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when someone says

they can drink more  than you
when someone says

they can drink more than you


Jokes Drinking,  Jim Carrey Meme,  Beer Jokes One Liner,  
    
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it's friday.

coffee, take the bench...

, suit up
it's friday.

coffee, take the bench...

, suit up


Vodka Jokes,  Funny Friday,  Coffee Joke,  
    
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a baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute. 

if i do it, i'm an alcolic.
a baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute.

if i do it, i'm an alcolic.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  
    
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