Funny Sayings About Food

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When you step into this kappit mark section, you will see we have input the most popular viral funny sayings about food from all over the Internet. How doesn’t love food? It doesn’t matter if you’re a foodie or not food is bliss. And on the other hand food can be one of the funniest things on earth. I mean, (50 cent voice). “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”

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We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies
We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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"You are what you eat"
"You are what you eat"

Memes,  Gum Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"
Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"


Memes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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"If you love avocado so much why don't you marry it?"

Me:
"If you love avocado so much why don't you marry it?"

Me:


Memes,  Avocado Jokes,  Funny Love Sayings,  
    
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So in the middle of the Civil War someone was like "You know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce."
So in the middle of the Civil War someone was like "You know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce."

Memes,  Civil War Meme,  
    
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"You can't eat all that"

Me:
"You can't eat all that"

Me:


Memes,  Eating Memes,  Doubt Jokes,  
    
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If you didn't spend so much on food you'd have more money
If you didn't spend so much on food you'd have more money

Memes,  Saved Money Jokes,  
    
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*500 days after Thanksgiving*

Me: Mom I'm hungry

Mom: We still got leftovers, heat some up
*500 days after Thanksgiving*

Me: Mom I'm hungry

Mom: We still got leftovers, heat some up


Memes,  Thanksgiving Humor,  
    
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me: at somebody else use for thanksgiving*

me: "this food nasty, i'll just put a napkin over it"

evil me: "ask w made this ."
me: at somebody else use for thanksgiving*

me: "this food nasty, i'll just put a napkin over it"

evil me: "ask w made this ."


Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Thoughts,  
    
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Remember, no matter how bad it gets, there's always burritos
Remember, no matter how bad it gets, there's always burritos

Memes,  Burrito Jokes,  Uplifting Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: Why do you want this job?

Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Interviewer: Why do you want this job?

Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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kfc doesn't even need to try anymore, they're jus tlikem"come get your bucket you fat piece of "
kfc doesn't even need to try anymore, they're jus tlikem"come get your bucket you fat piece of "

Memes,  Kfc Meme,  Funny Fast Food Signs,  
    
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grandma: are you hungry?

me: no thanks

grandma: (leans in) this isn't a ing option
grandma: are you hungry?

me: no thanks

grandma: (leans in) this isn't a ing option


Memes,  Hungry Meme,  Grandma Meme,  
    
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not even ethiopian kids would eat that...
not even ethiopian kids would eat that...

Funny Quotes About Food,  Funny Racist Ecards,  Ethiopian Racist Jokes,  
    
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"yeah well tell that  aunt jemima she ain't "
"yeah well tell that aunt jemima she ain't "

Memes,  Funny Insult Quotes,  
    
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