Funny Sayings About Food

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When you step into this kappit mark section, you will see we have input the most popular viral funny sayings about food from all over the Internet. How doesn’t love food? It doesn’t matter if you’re a foodie or not food is bliss. And on the other hand food can be one of the funniest things on earth. I mean, (50 cent voice). “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”

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Cereal be high ad when you good
Cereal be high ad when you good

Memes,  High Jokes,  Cereal Jokes,  
    
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God I love pasta.Stressed out? Pasta. Sad? Oasta. Tired? Pasta. There is nothing that cannot be solved by silky creamy, cheesy pasta, I swear it
God I love pasta.Stressed out? Pasta. Sad? Oasta. Tired? Pasta. There is nothing that cannot be solved by silky creamy, cheesy pasta, I swear it

Memes,  Pastor Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Food,  
    
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Putting ketchup on your steak should lover your credit score
Putting ketchup on your steak should lover your credit score

Memes,  Steak Jokes,  Credit Jokes,  
    
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I wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli
I wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli

Memes,  Stupid Love Jokes,  Dumb Humor,  
    
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Security guard: You can't bring outside food in here.

Me: This is a service burrito
Security guard: You can't bring outside food in here.

Me: This is a service burrito


Memes,  Burrito Jokes,  Security Jokes,  
    
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People who call it a breadcake scare me, it's a muffin

If you call these anything but a "roll" you're a psychopath
People who call it a breadcake scare me, it's a muffin

If you call these anything but a "roll" you're a psychopath


Memes,  Bread Jokes,  
    
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Mozzarella sticks

Which app has changed your life the most in the past ten years?
Mozzarella sticks

Which app has changed your life the most in the past ten years?


Memes,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda
Some girl said "You're ghetto if you bring food from outside into the movies"

No but you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for a bag of Twizzlers, Brenda


Memes,  Movie Theater Jokes,  
    
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Chik fil a chicken tastes like the chickens grew up w both parents
Chik fil a chicken tastes like the chickens grew up w both parents

Memes,  Chick Fil A Meme,  Fast Food Jokes,  
    
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I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, "I like it well done." I said, "Thanks. That means a lot."
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, "I like it well done." I said, "Thanks. That means a lot."

Memes,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  Steak Jokes,  
    
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"Let's go eat"

First off, I'm broke. Second off, let's go
"Let's go eat"

First off, I'm broke. Second off, let's go


Memes,  First Of All Meme,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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How I sleep knowing food is hella delicious and I get to eat more if it tomorrow...
How I sleep knowing food is hella delicious and I get to eat more if it tomorrow...

Memes,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
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It's 2018 queso should be free at Mexican restaurants
It's 2018 queso should be free at Mexican restaurants

Memes,  2018 Meme,  Funny Quotes About Food,  
    
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its that time of year again when stores sell these bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of  things they have the nerve to call cookies
its that time of year again when stores sell these bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of things they have the nerve to call cookies

Memes,  Cookie Jokes,  
    
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Why does this scoop of ice cream look better than me?
Why does this scoop of ice cream look better than me?

Memes,  Ice Cream Joke,  Self Deprecating Jokes,  
    
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