Funny Sayings About Girls

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In the tradition of girls be like…kappit.com has some gut busting barbershop type conversation that are also in demand viral funny sayings about girls from all over the Internet. Just like instagram there are a plethora of sayings being spit because of the massive thirst traps that leave dudes panting. There are some funny cartoons and photos with captions that will make the toughest chick to blush or some high profile thots. I’m just saying.

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I hate when girls act like they're too good for McDonalds

Talking about "I care what goes into my body"

Stacy I've seen your exes no you do not
I hate when girls act like they're too good for McDonalds

Talking about "I care what goes into my body"

Stacy I've seen your exes no you do not


Memes,  Funny Quotes On Girls,  
    
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Quote a females biggest like

Have fun
Quote a females biggest like

Have fun


Memes,  Funny Quotes On Girls,  Lie Jokes,  
    
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You tryna tell me girls aren't super genius's? Explain ow they do the towel torpedo on their head then
You tryna tell me girls aren't super genius's? Explain ow they do the towel torpedo on their head then

Memes,  Bathing Jokes,  
    
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Girls are weird like why do we look at things that we know will piss us off but continue to look at them and get more pissed off
Girls are weird like why do we look at things that we know will piss us off but continue to look at them and get more pissed off

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Girls,  
    
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"You're not actually mad, you're just hungry let's go get food"

Me:
"You're not actually mad, you're just hungry let's go get food"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Quotes On Girls,  
    
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Girls know girls who know girls who know girls, that will find out what you did
Girls know girls who know girls who know girls, that will find out what you did

Memes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  Gossip Jokes,  
    
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all es do is lie, make "work, work, work, work, work" snaps & get mad when they bestie go out with her other me girl
all es do is lie, make "work, work, work, work, work" snaps & get mad when they bestie go out with her other me girl

Funny Jokes,  Funny Insulting Quotes,  
    
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when a girl calls you at night there's only one thing in her mind
when a girl calls you at night there's only one thing in her mind

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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skinny females eat all  day. don't gain no weight. all that food must go to they atude.
skinny females eat all day. don't gain no weight. all that food must go to they atude.

Funny Jokes,  Skinny Girl Jokes,  Twitter Jokes,  
    
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Girls have two moods

Hungry

Not hungry
Girls have two moods

Hungry

Not hungry


Memes,  Mood Memes,  
    
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The most fake thing I have ever seen is watching two girls meet each other for the first time.
The most fake thing I have ever seen is watching two girls meet each other for the first time.

Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Women,  
    
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Girls with high GPA's and iPhones full of trap music
Girls with high GPA's and iPhones full of trap music

Funny Jokes,  Student Humor,  
    
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Being a girl is hard, you dont check the groupchat for an hour n return to 3 breakups, 20 text screenshots to analyse & someone gone missing
Being a girl is hard, you dont check the groupchat for an hour n return to 3 breakups, 20 text screenshots to analyse & someone gone missing

Jokes About Girls,  Group Chat Jokes,  
    
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There are two types of girls
There are two types of girls

Memes,  Funny Stereotypes,  
    
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A girls group message with her best friends holds more secrets than the United States Government
A girls group message with her best friends holds more secrets than the United States Government

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Girls,  
    
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