Funny Sayings About Girls

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In the tradition of girls be like…kappit.com has some gut busting barbershop type conversation that are also in demand viral funny sayings about girls from all over the Internet. Just like instagram there are a plethora of sayings being spit because of the massive thirst traps that leave dudes panting. There are some funny cartoons and photos with captions that will make the toughest chick to blush or some high profile thots. I’m just saying.

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all es do is lie, make "work, work, work, work, work" snaps & get mad when they bestie go out with her other me girl
all es do is lie, make "work, work, work, work, work" snaps & get mad when they bestie go out with her other me girl

Funny Jokes,  Funny Insulting Quotes,  
    
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when a girl calls you at night there's only one thing in her mind
when a girl calls you at night there's only one thing in her mind

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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skinny females eat all  day. don't gain no weight. all that food must go to they atude.
skinny females eat all day. don't gain no weight. all that food must go to they atude.

Funny Jokes,  Skinny Girl Jokes,  Twitter Jokes,  
    
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Girls have two moods

Hungry

Not hungry
Girls have two moods

Hungry

Not hungry


Memes,  Mood Memes,  
    
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The most fake thing I have ever seen is watching two girls meet each other for the first time.
The most fake thing I have ever seen is watching two girls meet each other for the first time.

Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Women,  
    
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Girls with high GPA's and iPhones full of trap music
Girls with high GPA's and iPhones full of trap music

Funny Jokes,  Student Humor,  
    
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Being a girl is hard, you dont check the groupchat for an hour n return to 3 breakups, 20 text screenshots to analyse & someone gone missing
Being a girl is hard, you dont check the groupchat for an hour n return to 3 breakups, 20 text screenshots to analyse & someone gone missing

Jokes About Girls,  Group Chat Jokes,  
    
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There are two types of girls
There are two types of girls

Memes,  Funny Stereotypes,  
    
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A girls group message with her best friends holds more secrets than the United States Government
A girls group message with her best friends holds more secrets than the United States Government

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Girls,  
    
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es love leaving " " under other es pics until it's time to eat some
es love leaving " " under other es pics until it's time to eat some

Funny Quotes,  Sms Funny Jokes,  
    
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crazy es be answering their own questions in arguments:

"so you dont care? noooo the kk you dont.. i know you dont!"
crazy es be answering their own questions in arguments:

"so you dont care? noooo the kk you dont.. i know you dont!"


Funny Jokes,  Crazy Girlfriend Quotes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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When you're cute until you turn your head to the side
When you're cute until you turn your head to the side

Memes,  Cute Clean Jokes,  Ugly Face Jokes,  
    
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These days when girls find out u have a wifey all they hear is...

Challenge accepted!
These days when girls find out u have a wifey all they hear is...

Challenge accepted!


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Girls,  
    
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girls always want booty rubs but never want to rub a  balls while he sleep
girls always want booty rubs but never want to rub a balls while he sleep

Funny Jokes,  Booty Jokes,  
    
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es be mad at everyone but he  playing her
es be mad at everyone but he playing her

Funny Jokes,  Insults To Girls,  Fail Funny,  
    
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