Funny Sayings About Kids

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In this section, we have added the most talked about viral funny sayings about kids from all over the Internet. We have put together some of the funniest cartoons, pictures, comics and stills of the motion picture scenes with water spitting out of the mouth with laughter dialogue and puns. Some maybe so awww and just like that they’ll “you know that ain’t right” It might have you wanting to fight a kid. Lol

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Kids these days wants the iPhone 7. When I was younger, I just wanted the Crayola 64 pack with the built in sharpener.
Kids these days wants the iPhone 7. When I was younger, I just wanted the Crayola 64 pack with the built in sharpener.

Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  Iphone 7 Meme,  
    
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Me: You think we'll have cute kids?

Wife: We have kids silly

Me: Sure but they're ugly
Me: You think we'll have cute kids?

Wife: We have kids silly

Me: Sure but they're ugly


Memes,  Cute Kid Jokes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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i walked into my kitchen and saw my niece sitting there like this. she's gunna be such a e.
i walked into my kitchen and saw my niece sitting there like this. she's gunna be such a e.

Memes,  Funny Images Of Children,  
    
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everytime i think about having kids  like this make me think twice young  doing a full head spin naked
everytime i think about having kids like this make me think twice young doing a full head spin naked

Memes,  Funny Images Of Children,  
    
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kid: when i grow up i wanna be a doctor

doc: i'm afraid with your condition that won't be possible

mom: is he gonna die early??

doc: no he's just a ing idiot
kid: when i grow up i wanna be a doctor

doc: i'm afraid with your condition that won't be possible

mom: is he gonna die early??

doc: no he's just a ing idiot


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Idiot Jokes,  
    
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Kid: Mommy why do you and daddy argue?

Mom: Because honey your dad makes a lot of mistakes sometimes

Kid; Well when's the last time he made a mistake?

Mom: How old are you?
Kid: Mommy why do you and daddy argue?

Mom: Because honey your dad makes a lot of mistakes sometimes

Kid; Well when's the last time he made a mistake?

Mom: How old are you?


Memes,  Mistake Jokes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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Her: Get rid of that hideous painting!

Him: I won that in a poker game!

Her: I don't keep ugly things in my house!

Him: Then why do we still have the kids!
Her: Get rid of that hideous painting!

Him: I won that in a poker game!

Her: I don't keep ugly things in my house!

Him: Then why do we still have the kids!


Memes,  Funny Art Jokes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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Doctor: It's your son, he's..

Mom: Dying..?

Doctor: Playing Pokemon Go

Mom: My God it's even worse
Doctor: It's your son, he's..

Mom: Dying..?

Doctor: Playing Pokemon Go

Mom: My God it's even worse


Memes,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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this lol  child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm
this lol child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm

Memes,  Card Jokes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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"How many kids do you want?"

Me: "Oh just one"
"How many kids do you want?"

Me: "Oh just one"


Memes,  Funny Pet Images,  Cute Animal Jokes,  
    
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Im glad to see Lamar doing good and all but who Gave Mason a 27 piece quick weave? Got ya boy looking like Fantasia
Im glad to see Lamar doing good and all but who Gave Mason a 27 piece quick weave? Got ya boy looking like Fantasia

Memes,  Kardashian Meme,  
    
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A group of kids is called a migraine.
A group of kids is called a migraine.

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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w the 

am i supposed to find your kid when i'm fast asleep in my bed?
w the

am i supposed to find your kid when i'm fast asleep in my bed?


Amber Alert Meme,  Annoyed Picard Meme,  
    
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be verwy verwy quiet

i'm hunting children
be verwy verwy quiet

i'm hunting children


Jokes About Children,  Elmer Fudd Jokes,  
    
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My kid is just as weird and twisted as I am

I'm not sure if I should be proud or scared
My kid is just as weird and twisted as I am

I'm not sure if I should be proud or scared


Funny Jokes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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