Funny Sayings About Kids

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In this section, we have added the most talked about viral funny sayings about kids from all over the Internet. We have put together some of the funniest cartoons, pictures, comics and stills of the motion picture scenes with water spitting out of the mouth with laughter dialogue and puns. Some maybe so awww and just like that they’ll “you know that ain’t right” It might have you wanting to fight a kid. Lol

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"Kids eat free on Tuesdays"

Me:
"Kids eat free on Tuesdays"

Me:


Memes,  Makeup Transformation,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.
We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink, throw crayons under the table & light $60 on fire.

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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teacher: we need to talk about ur son

me: why

teacher: he announced to the entire first grade he was "back on his bull"

me: well is he
teacher: we need to talk about ur son

me: why

teacher: he announced to the entire first grade he was "back on his bull"

me: well is he


Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  
    
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Me to my kids "You is smart. You is kind. You is important. You is too loud. You is aging me. You is expensive."
Me to my kids "You is smart. You is kind. You is important. You is too loud. You is aging me. You is expensive."

Memes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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Kids always ask stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue?"

Man I don't know....maybe God is a crip? Leave me tf alone.
Kids always ask stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue?"

Man I don't know....maybe God is a crip? Leave me tf alone.


Memes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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Try having kids

Raccoons are the most annoying animals on the planet
Try having kids

Raccoons are the most annoying animals on the planet


Memes,  Short Funny Animal Jokes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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Kids these days wants the iPhone 7. When I was younger, I just wanted the Crayola 64 pack with the built in sharpener.
Kids these days wants the iPhone 7. When I was younger, I just wanted the Crayola 64 pack with the built in sharpener.

Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  Iphone 7 Meme,  
    
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Me: You think we'll have cute kids?

Wife: We have kids silly

Me: Sure but they're ugly
Me: You think we'll have cute kids?

Wife: We have kids silly

Me: Sure but they're ugly


Memes,  Cute Kid Jokes,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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i walked into my kitchen and saw my niece sitting there like this. she's gunna be such a e.
i walked into my kitchen and saw my niece sitting there like this. she's gunna be such a e.

Memes,  Funny Images Of Children,  
    
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everytime i think about having kids  like this make me think twice young  doing a full head spin naked
everytime i think about having kids like this make me think twice young doing a full head spin naked

Memes,  Funny Images Of Children,  
    
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kid: when i grow up i wanna be a doctor

doc: i'm afraid with your condition that won't be possible

mom: is he gonna die early??

doc: no he's just a ing idiot
kid: when i grow up i wanna be a doctor

doc: i'm afraid with your condition that won't be possible

mom: is he gonna die early??

doc: no he's just a ing idiot


Memes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Idiot Jokes,  
    
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Kid: Mommy why do you and daddy argue?

Mom: Because honey your dad makes a lot of mistakes sometimes

Kid; Well when's the last time he made a mistake?

Mom: How old are you?
Kid: Mommy why do you and daddy argue?

Mom: Because honey your dad makes a lot of mistakes sometimes

Kid; Well when's the last time he made a mistake?

Mom: How old are you?


Memes,  Mistake Jokes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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Her: Get rid of that hideous painting!

Him: I won that in a poker game!

Her: I don't keep ugly things in my house!

Him: Then why do we still have the kids!
Her: Get rid of that hideous painting!

Him: I won that in a poker game!

Her: I don't keep ugly things in my house!

Him: Then why do we still have the kids!


Memes,  Funny Art Jokes,  Argument Jokes,  
    
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Doctor: It's your son, he's..

Mom: Dying..?

Doctor: Playing Pokemon Go

Mom: My God it's even worse
Doctor: It's your son, he's..

Mom: Dying..?

Doctor: Playing Pokemon Go

Mom: My God it's even worse


Memes,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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this lol  child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm
this lol child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm

Memes,  Card Jokes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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