Funny Sayings About Snow

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Funny sayings about snowI should buy a shovel
Now me personally I don’t like the cold, and I usually don’t think anything is funny about it…but when I hear the weather woman say something about “we got 12 inches coming” I can’t help but laugh, or the infamous “Snow is like sex, you never know how many inches you will get”. Not all snow sayings have double meanings like that. Some are very literal yet just as funny.

Here we have added funny sayings about snow from all over the Internet. We’ve found anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
snow

the only time 4 inches can keep  woman in bed all day
snow

the only time 4 inches can keep woman in bed all day


Memes,  Martha Stewart Jokes,  
    
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Brace yourself 

Less than 1" of snow is coming
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snow: SNOW POSTS ARE COMING
Brace yourself

Less than 1" of snow is coming


Memes,  Funny Winter Sayings,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  
    
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Snow is like a beautiful woman
Nice to look at
But ultimately, an inconvenience.
Snow is like a beautiful woman
Nice to look at
But ultimately, an inconvenience.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Snow Quotes,  
    
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It snowed!!!

Quick, everyone in the ditch!
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lol: it snowed
It snowed!!!

Quick, everyone in the ditch!


Memes,  Car Accident Jokes,  
    
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You merely adopted the snow.

I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see grass until I was already a man.
You merely adopted the snow.

I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see grass until I was already a man.


Memes,  Funny Winter Quotes,  Bane Memes,  
    
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this is bull.
this is bull.

Memes,  Winter Humor,  
    
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Be like snow;

Beautiful but cold.
Be like snow;

Beautiful but cold.


Memes,  Funny Snow Quotes,  
    
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Snow

What r u doin

Snow

Stahp
Snow

What r u doin

Snow

Stahp


Memes,  Stahp Meme,  
    
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"Great.  This'll go straight to my hips."
"Great. This'll go straight to my hips."

Funny Jokes,  Funny Snowman Jokes,  
    
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friends are like snow flakes.  if you pee on them, they disappear.
friends are like snow flakes. if you pee on them, they disappear.

Funny Quotes,  The Best Funny Jokes,  Hilarious Short Jokes,  
    
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I'm a nurse, we don't get snow days.
I'm a nurse, we don't get snow days.

Funny Ecards,  Nursing Jokes,  
    
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i wished for more snow

moron!!
i wished for more snow

moron!!


Meme,  Batman Slapping Robin (theme),  Funny Snow Quotes,  
    
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men are like snowstorms

you never know when he's coming, w many inches you'll get or w long he will last.
men are like snowstorms

you never know when he's coming, w many inches you'll get or w long he will last.


Funny Jokes,  Rude Jokes About Men,  Funny Witty Quotes,  
    
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Every Day

I'm Shovellin'
Every Day

I'm Shovellin'


Memes,  Funny Songs Lyrics,  Funny Snow Sayings,  
    
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