Funny Sayings About Texting

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In this section, we have infused the most wanted viral funny sayings about texting and jokes from all over the internet. We have comical images, pictures, stills, captions, puns and very embarrassing screen shots of things you don’t want yo mama to see. We captured some fortunate and unfortunate conversations about the infamous Instagram thirst trap, which is always a funny subject. Man, the funny dudes playing their selves on via sms.

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2002 was weird. Kelly Rowland texted her bf via Microsoft excel and got mad cuz he didn't text back
2002 was weird. Kelly Rowland texted her bf via Microsoft excel and got mad cuz he didn't text back

Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  Microsoft Jokes,  
    
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a study done at harvard university sws that %100 of people w don't text back, aren't bad texters. they just don't ing like you.
a study done at harvard university sws that %100 of people w don't text back, aren't bad texters. they just don't ing like you.

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Is it a bird? A plane? Nope it's just a

No reply
Is it a bird? A plane? Nope it's just a

No reply


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This kid out here jumping on trampolines with 2 broken legs but u can't text back
This kid out here jumping on trampolines with 2 broken legs but u can't text back

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Doctor: Can you show me where the pain is coming from?

Me: *Shows a text that has been seen with no reply
Doctor: Can you show me where the pain is coming from?

Me: *Shows a text that has been seen with no reply


Memes,  Doctor Memes,  Pain Jokes,  
    
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Don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. The phone is probably, "just on silent" or "right in front of their lying face"
Don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. The phone is probably, "just on silent" or "right in front of their lying face"

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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When a boy says "what you talking about?" after sending him a paragraph explaining why you're mad
When a boy says "what you talking about?" after sending him a paragraph explaining why you're mad

Funny Quotes,  Beyonce Memes,  Funny Sayings And Jokes,  
    
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Cops be like

No texting while driving
Cops be like

No texting while driving


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i don't text first unless you're my lover or my drug dealer.
i don't text first unless you're my lover or my drug dealer.

Memes,  Celebrity Tweets,  Funny Tweets,  
    
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I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.
I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.

Funny Jokes,  Autocorrect Fails,  
    
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oh you want to forget w to text back? i'll forget w to give head.
oh you want to forget w to text back? i'll forget w to give head.

Funny Jokes,  Head Jokes,  Funny Women Quotes,  
    
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sorry i haven't texted you in awhile. haven't been drunk.
sorry i haven't texted you in awhile. haven't been drunk.

Funny Quotes,  Drunk Text Jokes,  
    
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Me: *posts selfie*

Guy who stopped texting me: hey

Me: well, well.. look what the selfie dragged in,
Me: *posts selfie*

Guy who stopped texting me: hey

Me: well, well.. look what the selfie dragged in,


Funny Jokes,  Selfie Jokes,  Ironic Humor,  
    
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oh you wanna forget w to text back that's ok... i'll forget w to give head.
oh you wanna forget w to text back that's ok... i'll forget w to give head.

Funny Quotes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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When bae text you back

During a freestyle
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When bae text you back

During a freestyle


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