Funny Sayings And Jokes

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Felt this on on a personal level
Felt this on on a personal level

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The alphabet starts off kinda slow, but once you get past K, hot damn does it get good
The alphabet starts off kinda slow, but once you get past K, hot damn does it get good

Memes,  Alphabet Jokes,  Funny Saying,  
    
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I want this on my tombstone
I want this on my tombstone

Memes,  Funny Tombstone Sayings,  
    
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Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.
Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.

Memes,  Rent Jokes,  Young Adult Jokes,  
    
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Ladies, when's the last time a guy opened the car door for u?

When I got arrested
Ladies, when's the last time a guy opened the car door for u?

When I got arrested


Memes,  Chivalry Jokes,  Arrested Jokes,  
    
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Robber: If you wanna live gimmie all your money

Me: Bold you to assume I wanna live and that I have money
Robber: If you wanna live gimmie all your money

Me: Bold you to assume I wanna live and that I have money


Memes,  Robbery Jokes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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It's call a freeze pop, who raised you animals?
It's call a freeze pop, who raised you animals?

Memes,  Snack Jokes,  Popsicle Jokes,  
    
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Tell me something that I don't know..

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet
Tell me something that I don't know..

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet


Memes,  Random Jokes,  Funny Untrue Facts,  
    
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Me trying to ask for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's cool. Are you made at me?
Me trying to ask for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's cool. Are you made at me?

Memes,  Relatable Quotes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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What do we want?
What do we want?

Memes,  Hat Jokes,  
    
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January was a tough year but we made it
January was a tough year but we made it

Memes,  January Jokes,  
    
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I asked him why he's so relaxed he said "because I'm minding my business" .. word
I asked him why he's so relaxed he said "because I'm minding my business" .. word

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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What y'all mad about today?

It took me 19 years to realize that when someone says "hold your horses" they're telling me to be stable
What y'all mad about today?

It took me 19 years to realize that when someone says "hold your horses" they're telling me to be stable


Memes,  Mad Jokes,  
    
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ly les, i've been waiting my entire life for this moment....
ly les, i've been waiting my entire life for this moment....

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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nac boss: you have 5 seconds to come up with a slogan for the company or you're fired

me:
nac boss: you have 5 seconds to come up with a slogan for the company or you're fired

me:


Memes,  Funny Company Slogans,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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