Funny Sayings And Jokes

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I asked him why he's so relaxed he said "because I'm minding my business" .. word
I asked him why he's so relaxed he said "because I'm minding my business" .. word

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What y'all mad about today?

It took me 19 years to realize that when someone says "hold your horses" they're telling me to be stable
What y'all mad about today?

It took me 19 years to realize that when someone says "hold your horses" they're telling me to be stable


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ly les, i've been waiting my entire life for this moment....
ly les, i've been waiting my entire life for this moment....

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nac boss: you have 5 seconds to come up with a slogan for the company or you're fired

me:
nac boss: you have 5 seconds to come up with a slogan for the company or you're fired

me:


Memes,  Funny Company Slogans,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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free my  eye test
free my eye test

Memes,  Test Jokes,  
    
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" ill call you back in a second "
" ill call you back in a second "

Memes,  Phone Call Jokes,  Keyboard Memes,  
    
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Pineapples do go on pizza!
Pineapples do go on pizza!

Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  Funny Fruit Jokes,  
    
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Is this a threat
Is this a threat

Memes,  Teeth Joke,  Smile Jokes,  
    
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The floor is lava
The floor is lava

Memes,  Dog Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Fake it 'til you make it
Fake it 'til you make it

Memes,  Fake People Jokes,  
    
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How many Lowes could Rob Low rob if Rob Low could Row Lowes?
How many Lowes could Rob Low rob if Rob Low could Row Lowes?

Memes,  Lowes Jokes,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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Hate to see yet another juggler giving up on their dream
Hate to see yet another juggler giving up on their dream

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Confront me outdoors to resolve our preexisting issues with a battle of fisticuffs. Does that offer suit your needs?
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Confront me outdoors to resolve our preexisting issues with a battle of fisticuffs. Does that offer suit your needs?

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"You think you all that and a bag of chips"

Me:
"You think you all that and a bag of chips"

Me:


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"FAFSA approved"
"Free pizza"
"Netflix"
"Class cancelled"
"Wine Wednesday"
"The answers are on quizlet"
"FAFSA approved"
"Free pizza"
"Netflix" "Class cancelled"
"Wine Wednesday"
"The answers are on quizlet"


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