Funny Sayings Comebacks

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My grandma tries to avoid her neighbor who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had:

Him: Have you eaten dinner yet

Her: I don't eat
My grandma tries to avoid her neighbor who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had:

Him: Have you eaten dinner yet

Her: I don't eat


Memes,  Neighbor Humor,  Grandma Jokes,  
    
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"Bring a friend for my homie"

First of all...I'm not even about to bring a me for you
"Bring a friend for my homie"

First of all...I'm not even about to bring a me for you


Memes,  First Of All Meme,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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What sign are you most compatible with?

The dollar sign.
What sign are you most compatible with?

The dollar sign.


Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Cows are friends not food

Name one cow you're friends with

Your mom
Cows are friends not food

Name one cow you're friends with

Your mom


Memes,  Jokes About Cows,  Your Mom Disses,  
    
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When you correct your mom on a error and she says "the only mistake here is you."
When you correct your mom on a error and she says "the only mistake here is you."

Memes,  Funny Jokes For Teenagers,  Insulting Jokes,  
    
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When someone says "cash me ousside how bow dah"

How about no
When someone says "cash me ousside how bow dah"

How about no


Memes,  Howbow Dah Meme,  Dr Evil Meme (theme),  
    
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Tio: You still don't have a college degree

Me: You still don't have a green card??

#
Tio: You still don't have a college degree

Me: You still don't have a green card??

#


Memes,  Green Card Jokes,  
    
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if i "just put pills in a bottle"

you'd be dead by now
if i "just put pills in a bottle"

you'd be dead by now


Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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oh you don't like me? well i must be celibate because i really don't give a .
oh you don't like me? well i must be celibate because i really don't give a .

Celibacy Jokes,  Free Funny Ecards,  
    
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when u buy like 8 things & mr. patel says: "u want bag?" like  do i look like your god wit 1k arms? gimme my bag
when u buy like 8 things & mr. patel says: "u want bag?" like do i look like your god wit 1k arms? gimme my bag

Memes,  Lmfao,  
    
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"if i flirt, is that cheating?"

me:  if i swing with a left ok even t im right handed do u still get hit?!
"if i flirt, is that cheating?"

me: if i swing with a left ok even t im right handed do u still get hit?!


Memes,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  Funny Boyfriend Quotes,  
    
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Michel's Narciso Rodriguez dress cost 2,095 I wonder how poor blacks who elected her husband feel about that?

We're fine, thanks for asking. How do poor whites feel about Melania Trump's $10k facelifts?
Michel's Narciso Rodriguez dress cost 2,095 I wonder how poor blacks who elected her husband feel about that?

We're fine, thanks for asking. How do poor whites feel about Melania Trump's $10k facelifts?


Funny Jokes,  Michelle Obama Jokes,  Funny Fashion Quotes,  
    
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reporter: w do u feel about your term being a setback?

obama: boy ya hairline set back like  next question
reporter: w do u feel about your term being a setback?

obama: boy ya hairline set back like next question


Memes,  Reporter Fail,  Omg Lol,  
    
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"I miss y...."

Don't
"I miss y...."

Don't


Memes,  Love Jokes Quotes,  Ex Insults,  
    
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