Funny Sayings Comebacks

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When someone says "cash me ousside how bow dah"

How about no
When someone says "cash me ousside how bow dah"

How about no


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Me: You still don't have a green card??

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Tio: You still don't have a college degree

Me: You still don't have a green card??

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Memes,  Green Card Jokes,  
    
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if i "just put pills in a bottle"

you'd be dead by now
if i "just put pills in a bottle"

you'd be dead by now


Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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oh you don't like me? well i must be celibate because i really don't give a .
oh you don't like me? well i must be celibate because i really don't give a .

Celibacy Jokes,  Free Funny Ecards,  
    
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when u buy like 8 things & mr. patel says: "u want bag?" like  do i look like your god wit 1k arms? gimme my bag
when u buy like 8 things & mr. patel says: "u want bag?" like do i look like your god wit 1k arms? gimme my bag

Memes,  Lmfao,  
    
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"if i flirt, is that cheating?"

me:  if i swing with a left ok even t im right handed do u still get hit?!
"if i flirt, is that cheating?"

me: if i swing with a left ok even t im right handed do u still get hit?!


Memes,  Funny Cheating Quotes,  Funny Boyfriend Quotes,  
    
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Michel's Narciso Rodriguez dress cost 2,095 I wonder how poor blacks who elected her husband feel about that?

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Michel's Narciso Rodriguez dress cost 2,095 I wonder how poor blacks who elected her husband feel about that?

We're fine, thanks for asking. How do poor whites feel about Melania Trump's $10k facelifts?


Funny Jokes,  Michelle Obama Jokes,  Funny Fashion Quotes,  
    
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reporter: w do u feel about your term being a setback?

obama: boy ya hairline set back like  next question
reporter: w do u feel about your term being a setback?

obama: boy ya hairline set back like next question


Memes,  Reporter Fail,  Omg Lol,  
    
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"I miss y...."

Don't
"I miss y...."

Don't


Memes,  Love Jokes Quotes,  Ex Insults,  
    
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i hate it when i'm singing a song and someone corrects me.

 what if i was freestyling.
i hate it when i'm singing a song and someone corrects me.

what if i was freestyling.


Memes,  Song Jokes,  Singing Jokes,  
    
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when someone tells me "get over it"

guess what? you just asked for even more . i'm just gettin started
when someone tells me "get over it"

guess what? you just asked for even more . i'm just gettin started


Memes,  
    
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 be like u.o.e.n.o

i be like i.o.e care
be like u.o.e.n.o

i be like i.o.e care


Memes,  Kevin Hart Jokes,  Funny Song Quotes,  
    
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i miss you

we miss you too
i miss you

we miss you too


Funny Jokes,  Texting Fails,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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I didn't know you had the authority to judge me

Is Jesus hiring?
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i didn't: hello
I didn't know you had the authority to judge me

Is Jesus hiring?


Memes,  Funny Jesus Jokes,  Kermit The Frog Jokes,  
    
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