Funny Sayings Jokes

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wife: we can't curse around the kids anymore.

me: what suld i say instead of bull-

wife: shhh say snake instead.

me: [whispers] this is snake
wife: we can't curse around the kids anymore.

me: what suld i say instead of bull-

wife: shhh say snake instead.

me: [whispers] this is snake


Memes,  Parenting Humor,  
    
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Felt this on on a personal level
Felt this on on a personal level

Memes,  Funny Sayings And Jokes,  
    
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I'm not really an 'early bird' or a 'night owl'

...More like a permanently exhausted pigeon.
I'm not really an 'early bird' or a 'night owl'

...More like a permanently exhausted pigeon.


Memes,  Tired Jokes,  Bird Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What I picture when people say "Sending good vibes..."
What I picture when people say "Sending good vibes..."

Memes,  Funny Anime Memes,  Dbz Meme,  
    
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"Don't go breaking your neck over people that don't appreciate you

me:
"Don't go breaking your neck over people that don't appreciate you

me:


Memes,  Jersey Shore Jokes,  
    
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It took me 21 years to realize it's hard as hail not hard as hell

I was today years old when I found this out
It took me 21 years to realize it's hard as hail not hard as hell

I was today years old when I found this out


Memes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  
    
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When you're leaving your parent's house and you say "See you later alligator," and your mom replies with, "In a while, crocodile."
When you're leaving your parent's house and you say "See you later alligator," and your mom replies with, "In a while, crocodile."

Memes,  Funny Racist White Jokes,  White People Humor,  
    
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La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out lout the name of a specific fruit in the other room
La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out lout the name of a specific fruit in the other room

Memes,  Soda Jokes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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This is the only version of this sign that's acceptable
This is the only version of this sign that's acceptable

Memes,  Sign Jokes,  Funny Images Of Cartoons,  
    
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The ol' razzle dazzle
The ol' razzle dazzle

Memes,  Funny Bird Images,  Beach Memes,  
    
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It ain't easy being wheezy
It ain't easy being wheezy

Asthma Jokes,  Medicine Jokes,  
    
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Some men just want to watch the world... 

Turn
Some men just want to watch the world...

Turn


Galileo Jokes,  Funny Science Sayings,  World Jokes,  
    
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I can't get these open. Do you mind?

Proof that the pen is mightier than the sword.
I can't get these open. Do you mind?

Proof that the pen is mightier than the sword.


Funny Comic Pictures,  Pen Puns,  
    
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You got a pizza of my heart.
You got a pizza of my heart.

Bag Puns,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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Practice what you

Peach
Practice what you

Peach


Peach Puns,  Funny Fruit Jokes,  
    
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